Mythducking Tales: For Adults Only

By Suzanne Pavey

Mythducking Tales: For Adults Only is a product of my slightly warped imagination. This book consists of eight short fairytales adapted and twisted to an adult version and then written in rhyme.

Follow Robert Wolf on his slightly corrupt adventures that are far from placid or go along for the ride as Little Red drops some acid.

Learn what to do if you need to take a pee in the woods, especially if you are with a party of hoods.

Read all about a cunning, thieving cat, or a girl who takes revenge on her stepsisters who are ugly and fat.

And do not forget to check out that girl who had seven men, or Robert Wolf’s final chapter now that he is free from the pen.

So, I hope you enjoy what my slightly twisted mind has created for you and be sure to tell all your friends to buy their copy too!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris NZ
• Release date: Aug 10, 2020
• ISBN: 9781543496673

Suzanne Pavey

I am a 49-year-old, married, semi-retired, mum of three and grandma to one. My husband Brett and I, however, have 6 kids between us. I have my 29-year-old son Sam, 23-year-old daughter Tayla, and our 8-year-old (Oh my god it still worked at that age, wonderful surprise) son Max, and of course, our 3-year-old grandson, Roman. I have always had a quick wit which has often gotten me into trouble as words shoot from my mouth before my brain has time to filter it! I love to invent stories and write poetry. By accident one day, while reading a fairy tale to my son, I started changing words, adding rhyme and the idea for my book was born. Brett, Max and I live on our 55-foot yacht in the Bay of Islands, New Zealand. We have just returned from sailing to Fiji and living there for the last 6 months. We homeschool Max, or at least we try! Too many of our family and friends have had their lives cut short, so we live by our motto.... Life is too short, so live for today!

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