Pen and Inks
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I’m asked whether any of my poems are life events or fantasy. Well; the majority are ALL just a figment of my wild imagination.
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Pen and Inks - Lucas Volaart-Vermeulen
© 2019 Lisa Talbott. All rights reserved.
Illustrations by Lucas Volaart-Vermeulen
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ISBN: 978-1-7283-9439-8 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-7283-9438-1 (e)
Published by AuthorHouse 11/26/2019
22434.pngContents
I’m fat, so what?
Revenge
Vegas Bombshell
In memory of …
Girls night in
The girl at the station
Why I’m divorcing my husband
Communiquè
Praying for rain
The Whitwick 35
The cake thief
The day I went for my smear test
Mother Nature is a bitch
I love Alex Randall. By Ellie, aged 6
Social media, woohoo!
The invisible pain
The boy next door
Forgotten
Goodbye sweet love?
I’m sorry
My secret
Why I don’t shop in Lidl anymore
My weaks and daze of a dyslexic maze
Absolution
Not so mystic after all
Don’t phone and drive
My other half
He loves me, he loves me not
Giving up
Ashes to ashes
Growing old
My new gold tooth
A trip … to the sunshine
My cheating husband . .
Farewell Dunkirk, I’m going home
Gotta give up the fags!
I hate Star Wars
Sam
Dear husband …
Master of Disguise
Through the eyes of the beholder
Lord, forgive me, for I knew not what I was doing
The Fisherman’s Tale
50 shades of shite
Look for me
2¹st century dot com
I hate animals
"Away with the Fairies
Relaxatives?
Hush, little baby
For Beau …
I’m leaving
Life is just not fair
When the bough breaks . .
My dance with the devil
Bob, the dog
The Queen of Broken Hearts
Yesterday
Are you there?
A grandmother’s story
Lost
My son, the chef
The new folk next door
I’m fat, so what?
My husband’s such a lucky man.
Lucky he’s not dead!
He ‘dared’ to call me FAT, last week
… hence he’s sleeping in the shed.
I admit, those words were stinging.
He cut me to the quick!
I sulked for hours: I planned revenge.
He’ll eat his words. The dick.
Then I studied my reflection.
It hurts, you know; plain truth.
Hey I’m 63 for goodness sake,
no longer in my youth.
But I suppose a little exercise,
wouldn’t be amiss.
I’ll join a gym, to humour him,
my arse he’ll have to kiss.
Well, I managed seven press-ups,
then I stopped to have a cig.
I started running on the spot,
. . sweating like a pig.
Round the block I tried to jog,
sporting my new Nikes
My next-door neighbour’s four year olds
passed me on their trikes!
I came back ruddy shackered!
My t-shirt soaking wet.
Not sure I like this fitness lark.
Lipo’s MY best bet.
A whole darn week I struggled.
I lost a pound. Big deal.
I hate those models in the mags,
(at least my boobs are real!)
So stuff the diet, embrace my curves,
and stuff his words! How vicious?!
The dog still loves me - fat or thin,
. . ooh this cream cake’s damn delicious
15054.pngRevenge
Whole dark thoughts surround me as I calm my shaking hand.
And hoping, once my deed is done, perhaps you’ll understand?
There ARE no second chances now, you waived them all away,
confident in knowing you’ll succeed another day.
So tired of all your cheating. Your lies; your cruel deceit.
I’ve found my strength to end this now: It’s going to be my treat.
I thought I’d try to stab you, but I loathe the sight of blood,
and burning down your house would only scare the neighbourhood.
But ARSENIC is a great idea, concealed in Shepherd’s Pie!
Revenge is such a sweet duress. A classic ‘eye-for-eye’!
I’ll try to kill you quickly, though your suff’ring would be