Jonny Meets Mr Nasty: Book 3

By Stephen Ashby

Jonny Meets Mr Nasty is about the further adventures of our hero. He meets some new aliens, and some want him dead while some are a little nicer, albeit a little stoned. He also meets some very affectionate goddesses and has a bit of fun with them.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris AU
• Release date: Dec 20, 2018
• ISBN: 9781984504685

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MONDAY

Late Morning

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I was sitting on the front porch my feet on the railing discussing the state of the empire. Allison had just finished briefing me on progress on Ming, things were looking pretty good already.

Just then a green school bus thumped down on the front the lawn.

Allison you do love me, you’ve bought me bus load of catholic schoolgirls

For fuck sake you perv, those are kids from the local school they are here to meet the Merecats

Do they know they are about to be invaded by a horde of screaming shit machines?

Yes the elders approved the visit, the children have all sworn to be on their best behaviour

Just then the teacher stepped down from the bus, Mr Happy poked his head up and started shouting mine, mine, mine. Damn, she was pretty, perky little tits, tight arse well rounded but not even close to tubby. Yumm, I stood up and sleazed my way over to the bus, Allison get the Marines over here for escort duties, I’m afraid their teacher is going to be busy for the foreseeable future

Sigh They are on the way, most of them have clothes on

Send the naked ones back for their clothes, these are young and impressionables you know

Hello Miss, I’m Jonny, may I know your name I asked as I sleazed up well within her personal space.

My name is Samantha, I am pleased to meet you You will be I thought while staring intently at her titties. I would like to thank you for this opportunity to meet the Merecats, the children have all been super excited about this all week

De Nada, you should really be thanking the cats, they are normally somewhat reclusive and prefer to live quietly with minimal interference from us pesky humans I smiled my best honest john the used car salesman, you can trust me smile at her tits.

All the same this is your property and we are grateful for you for allowing this visit

The Marines had started to arrive by now, so I said My protection detail will guide you children to the village and keep them safe from the squirrels and rabbits in the woods, why don’t I give you a private tour of my home while they enjoy their trip to the village by this time I had my hand on her ass and was gently squeezing it in preparation to fucking the shit out of her soon.

She was gazing at my enormous house with a look of rapture on her face, I guess she hadn’t spent a lot of time around the rich and shameless so far. Then she realized what my hand was doing to her ass and took a quick step backwards. Please sir, the church of honoured virgins forbids such things; we are taught that is a sin

Shit, I thought all those bible thumping morons had died out a couple of centuries ago.

This was going to be a challenge. Tell me how do you know what is a sin and what isn’t?

Pastor Jimson tells us of course

I see and how does he know?

It all comes from the good book

Ahh and who wrote this good book

It had many authors Michael, John, Samuel many fine men contributed to the bible

Fuck the bible, so many people murdered thanks to that stupid book, So what you’re telling me is that a book written by a group of men who were likely not getting a lot of pussy decided it was a sin for everyone else to be happy

I guess that could be true

Tell me have you ever strangled a kitten?

She gasped Of course not

Ok, have you ever kicked a puppy across the room?

No I have not she was looking at me in total disgust by now.

Have you ever tormented a small child, made it cry then stolen its lollypop?

No I have never done that she said indignantly.

Then I have bad news sweety, you are very likely destined for heaven

She frowned at me How could that possibly be bad news?

According to my dreams Hell is where the fun is, Heaven is super boring, But don’t worry if you get tired of playing the harp just kick an angel in the nut sack and you can join me in hell by this time I had my hand on her ass and she was starting squirm a little but not otherwise resisting.

She giggled a bit and said I get the feeling you are a very bad man Mr Wilson

Sometimes As I said this I pulled her in and gave her a deep kiss but most of the time I’m just trying to make people’s lives a little better

She sighed and leaned against my chest I am not sure about anything anymore she was weeping quietly so I stroked her back and whispered soothing words in her ear. Stuff like you have a great ass I want to suck on you titties till you scream my name. Chicks love that shit. She started to giggle again and clutched at my shirt, I picked her up and carried her into my den of busted virgins, I had pretty good idea she was going to turn out to be one.

I took her straight to my room sat her on the back of the couch and knelt in front of her, I lifted her skirt pulled her panties down, they were a soft lacy silk, I realised then that she was thinking about sex a lot more often than Pastor shitforbrains would consider healthy.

I started licking between her lips and gently nipping at her fun button, she came with a scream and spasm in matter of seconds, I guess she had been holding that one in since puberty.

I stood and opened her blouse, jackpot titties, I started nuzzling and nipping at the twins, she started to moan quietly in my ear. Time for Mr Happie’s turn so I eased him between her lips when I broke her virgin blockade she moaned a little louder. Don’t worry, it’s only the first time that happens

Mother never told me it would be like this

I could picture her mother as a dried up old harpy beating me over the head with a massive bible and cursing me out for violating her little princess.

She came again after only a couple of minutes, I kept pumping slowly and carefully, she was tight as only a mid-twenties virgin could be, I guessed she didn’t even own a vibrator. Her education was going to be a lot of fun. She came twice more before I let loose with a moan.

We stood there clinging to each other I must admit that feels way too good to be considered a sin

The gods gave us free will, they made sex feel good so we wouldn’t be afraid to do it whenever the mood takes us, the fact of the matter is gods are far too busy keeping the universe from flying apart to worry about how much fun we are having down here, and do you honestly think the gods aren’t fucking each other’s brains out all the time? she giggled again and clutched me a little tighter.

I guess I should be getting back to the children now

Do you honestly think I’m done with you yet? I asked while thrusting again into her soaking wet pussy.

But they’ll be wondering where I am she gasped.

Don’t worry my PA has already taken care of that for you, I want you to spend a couple of days here, consider it a long overdue vacation I was sending Allison messages to set all this up while still thrusting away like I needed this more than oxygen.

She sighed and came again with a little scream, so I carried her over to the bed and undressed her slowly while kissing all the good bits as soon as they were exposed. I laid her down on top of Allison who had been watching us the whole time, Allison had her in a lip lock straight away, she opened her eyes and gasped I’ve never kissed a woman before

I’m guessing you’ve never kissed a man before either

Well no but is this right? Allison had a tit in her mouth and a hand between her legs by now.

Tell me does it feel wrong I was kissing her and she was having trouble making coherent noises so I eased up and looked her in the eyes.

Noooo

As we lay there enjoying the after-glow I was idly teasing one of her nipples I asked Allison how the kids were doing? She replied in my mind that they were all watching the kittens playing in the kitty castle; they were being well behaved and talking to some of the adults about life in the woods. Did you make excuses for Sammy?

Yes they believe she was called home for a family emergency

Ok start the factory making a kiddie sized castle for their school, they deserve a gift for being so well behaved and bringing me a pressy

Yes dear, some of them have already wished to be shrunken down so they can play in this one

Cool, I’m taking Sam down to the lab shortly, her pussy tastes pretty awful so I’m giving her a tune up, make sure she knows about all the options

Yes dear, she’s a bit of a firecracker in bed, do you think we will be able to keep her

Hard to tell, but get a room ready just in case

That makes eighteen rooms currently occupied nineteen it we count yours

Where is Deefer sleeping?

Pretty much anywhere he chooses he has asked me to put couches in the spare rooms, downstairs

Ok I guess we better get Bob the builder busy upstairs then, unpack those plans for the new apartments, you know I was kidding about the fire man’s pole right?

I hoped

I picked Sam up and she cuddled into my chest she asked Where are we going?

I’m taking you to my lab, you are overdue for a nanite tune up

But the pastor says that nanites are the devils tool

"I thought we agreed that Pastor Shitforbrains was a tool"

Oh right, I forgot She had another giggle.

I laid her down on one of the couches and started stroking her tummy with my thumb, I kissed her nipples and told Allison to start with the sales pitch.

I left them to it and went over to my workspace looking for inspiration.

After a couple of hours of fruitless searching I felt a pair of hands snake around and hug me tightly from behind. I turned around and pulled a much improved Samantha into my lap by her slightly perter ass. She immediately stuck her tongue down my throat moaning softly, when she eventually came up for air she gasped I am so fucking horny right now

It’s ok that feeling will mostly ease off after a couple of days, well mostly, but for now I have a remedy for that so saying I carried her to my much abused couch and fucked her till she lay there with a silly grin on her face.

I asked Allison to bring some stockings and a spider silk nighty, I helped her dress, and she gasped as soon as the nighty touched her nipples, Oh Jonny that feels wonderful as she started tweaking her nipples. I couldn’t resist and started sucking one of her slightly larger boobs and greatly enlarged nipples.

Then I carried her up to dinner, when we arrived in the kitchen the team was all there they waived at Samantha a couple came over and gave her a kiss and a fondle and welcomed her to the team. She was lapping up the attention and waiving back at everyone with enthusiasm They seem nice

Wait till two of them have you pinned against the side of the pool

That sounds interesting she grinned at me. I kissed her till she started to moan and wriggle.

After dinner with a satisfied Sammy in my lap, I bid the girls goodnight and took off to my room, not sure how she did it but Sondra beat us there and was already in bed playing with her pussy, I wanna a go on the new girl boss I sighed and laid her down on top of Sondra.

I slipped around behind Sammy and took her hard and fast from behind. I had a feeling she was going to fit in nicely around here.

As I lay there fiddling with Sondra’s nipples I asked Allison Did the kids get home safely?

Yes, Jane and Julia drove them home I sent the Limo along to bring them home afterwards. The kiddie castle is assembled in the school yard and they should have a nice surprise when they get to school in the morning

Cool. Babe I think I’ll sleep now I was out like a light.

TUESDAY

Mid Morning

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I woke to find Samantha riding me slowly with a shit eating grin on her face and her eyes closed tight. Sondra was behind her I could hear a vibrator humming away and Sondra was smiling as well. When we came I nearly passed out with pleasure, eventually we made it down to breakfast, Sam was still in her baby doll she seemed to be enjoying the feel of it on her nipples.

I plonked her on Lara’s lap and went to enjoy my pancakes in peace. Jonny the Admiral is on the com, he looks worried

Hey Jimmy, what’s up?

We lost contact with one of our survey ships yesterday, I sent a Manta to investigate and now they have gone dark as well

What do you need Admiral?

I need someone with the luck of the Irish to take a look for me and let me know what the fuck is going on out there

Ok, I’ll take a look but if I don’t make it back you get to tell the Queen why

He looked