Jonny Hates Spiders: Book 2

By Stephen Ashby

Jonny Hates Spiders revolves around Jonny stopping a war between humans and giant arachnids using a mix of extreme violence and diplomacy.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris AU
• Release date: Dec 17, 2018
• ISBN: 9781984504609

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FRIDAY

A Little Early But Not That Much

I woke up and realised I was all alone, serious bummer, I lay there for a few minutes trying to decide who to sneak up on when I started thinking about the Sarge Mr Happy started twitching around and demanding satisfaction.

Allison, where is Jane at the moment?

She is currently in the gym

Wait, what, we have a gym?

Jane purchased the equipment and had it installed in the sub-basement shortly after we moved in

Wait, what sub-basement?

The button under the one for the lab, my god’s do you ever look where you are going?

Apparently not I replied while rummaging around in my drawer of perverted delights.

I threw on a long kimono and clutching a medium sized vibrator in my hand headed for the lift, with a gleeful Mr Happy leading the way.

Tell me did she use the house account to buy the equipment?

No she used her own

Sigh Reimburse her the full amount and send her a message from me, ‘Jane in future if you buy things for the house you will use the house account, your money is to be used for sexy lingerie and enormous vibrators only’

Message sent

So what else is in this sub-basement?

Mostly old mouldy furniture

Hey, are there any decent couches in there, my lab one is looking a little fucked?

A couple of leather ones a bit larger and cleaner than your old one

Send in the drones and swap them out, make sure to give it a good steam clean first

Yes dear

So, any large breasted sex robots in there?

No and for the record nobody makes those

Really, hmmm, new design file please, take images from my porn collection, subheading pictures subheading comics subheading elves, collect a selection of breast sizes, then duplicate them and modify the faces to cover all racial types, apparently foreigners like sex as well

Ok, I think I see where you are going with this

Skip the Muslims as we won’t be making any twelve year olds

Jonny your racist attitude is going to get you in trouble one day

Honestly I don’t give a shit, what those idiots did to the twentieth century was a fucking disgrace, anyone who claims it was gods idea to blow up a bus load of Jewish school kids and do it with a straight face should be staked out over a nest of fire ants with a jar of honey poured over their gentals

Duly noted dear

Right hmm what next we’ll probably get a load of death threats from the prostitutes union, but fuckem’, Apply for a new business identity called Elven Sex Slaves Incorporated

I guess that will get the point across

The robots should have no intelligence but be able to respond to basic pre-programmed commands

Are you sure about the intelligence?

Absolutely, we are making sex slaves, any sort of self-awareness would be cruel and liable to prosecution

Ahh, of course

Make them user programmable, so if a pervert has a position or act I haven’t thought of they can add it themselves

By now I was in the sub-basement corridor looking for the gym Which way to the gym Ally?

Turn right second door on your left

Make the robots self-lubricating and self-cleaning

"Roger that"

Make the cleaning fluid user flavour adjustable, the fat chicks will no doubt choose chocolate flavour

Not just the fat chicks I’ll warrant

Oh and a special treat for the ladies make sure they can all lick their own eyebrows

I am starting to look forward to this

Hmm, what else, give them all the basic sexual program, you know the usual, suck my dick, blow job now, sit on my cock

I’ve got a pretty good idea what to do there

Cool, after I’ve finished fucking the shit out of Jane we can go through the picture files together and make a decision on the final product line

I eased open the door to the gym and saw Jane sitting on a long bench and doing arm curls with one arm and reading a message on her Uni-com, a slight grin on her face.

I slid onto the bench behind her and placed the vibrator on the bench behind me, I reached around and cupped her gorgeous boobs in my hands.

She sighed and leaned back while dropping the weight on the floor So, what sort of lingerie do you think I should buy?

Well, silk stockings are always a good starting point, of course fishnets have their appeal as well, those corsets that push your boobs up and out are pretty awesome I demonstrated with me hands while pinching her generous nipples. Silk panties of course, oh and see-through nighties especially the baby doll type, that definitely gets my motor running

I’m pretty sure a ham sandwich could get your motor running, you perv

I gave her nipples a severe pinching which only made her moan loader.

I reached behind me and grabbed the vibrator, I slid it down between her lips which seemed to be trying to chew their way out of her shorts, she jumped about half a meter of the bench and came with a little squeak like someone had just stepped on a mouse.

Once she had calm down a little I lifted her to her feet and ripped her soggy shorts in half, I then pushed her forward and buried my face in her pussy.

Well that didn’t take long at all, so I turned her around and slid her down on top of Mr Happy.

After a few minutes of trying to chew my way through her tank top to get at the nipply goodness underneath she started sliding up and down very slowly, her boobs were getting stretched out in a very amusing manner because I refused to let go of her nipple, I slipped the vibrator in her ass, even with the extra stimulation it took us about fifteen minutes to blow but it was definitely worth the wait.

After we had both caught our breath I said I think baby needs a bath

Ugh Hugh, Sondra has told me about your baths, It’s just another excuse to grope my poor abused boobs isn’t it?

Sondra’s a dirty liar but that’s essentially true I said as I stood up and made my way to the lift. I put a little bounce in my step which from her clenching and groans I felt she appreciated.

In the lift I kept bouncing up and down on my toes to keep the mood going, by the time we reached my bathroom she was definitely on the ragged edge so I plonked her ass on the sink and had her clenching and screaming after a half dozen pumps. I eased the vibrator out of her ass and picked her up and lowered us both into my large bubbly tub.

Now it is important to note that when removing things from a girl’s ass you do it slowly and carefully, if you just whip it out too quickly she is likely to shit the bed. Messy and embarrassing for everyone, I think you’ll agree.

I leaned Jane forward and started massaging her neck and shoulders then working my way down her spine making sure everything was aligned. By the time I had finished she was sound asleep, I rinsed her back and pulled her back against my chest I started nuzzling her neck and grabbed a couple of handfuls of bubbles and started washing her boobs. She moaned lightly in her sleep but didn’t wake up till I started washing her cooch. Water started splashing everywhere so I subvocalized to Allison to send in wet-vac drone before I broke a hip, at my age you need to be careful.

Once Jane had popped her cork and settled down again I turned her around and slid her down on Mr Happy, I grabbed a still buzzing vibrator from under the bubbles and slid it into her arsehole, she immediately started grinding and bucking, we came together after about 10 minutes, I laid back in the bath and pulled Jane down onto my chest, I pulled the vibrator out so she could take a bit of a break. Time for a nap, thank the gods below for self-heating bathtubs.

I woke up a couple of hours later with Jane sucking on my nipple, just then Sondra wandered in wearing thigh high fuck me boots a couple of weighted nipple clamps and that cheeky trademark grin of hers.

She sat down on the side of the tub and started stroking Jane’s ass, she quickly slipped a finger in and started working her into a throthing mess. After Jane had come again Sondra leaned down and picked us up still joined at the hip she ran us through the dryer, I don’t think I have mentioned this unit before, it blows warm air from all directions including up between your legs which can be a bit ticklish, I don’t normally use it much as I prefer to dry my girls with soft fluffy towels and a few licks which is good for rehydrating, that’s my excuse and I’m sticking with it.

She dropped us on the bed shoved Jane off and jumped on saying My turn, sweety

She was bouncing up and down like I was her favourite bouncy castle while I was tugging on her weights and tweaking her nipples.

After she had had her bit fun she said You gave the Sarge six orgasms this morning, I think you owe me the same

Listen my little bundle of sexual joy, I’m completely shagged could you make an appointment with my secretary for maybe a week from now?

She pouted a little Don’t think I’m going to forget honey

I kissed both the twins and said Wouldn’t dream of it sugar tits

We cuddled for a while till she wandered off, I pulled the Sarge over for a cuddle and went back to sleep.

When I woke I started going through the elf slave pics with Allison, It didn’t take long before we had a good selection of boob types mostly the super perky ones I loved so much, I told her to get the factory busy with some prototypes.

Hey, what ever happened to those maids of the Queens?

Wanda has them tied to her bed, they look quite happy

Did I ever get to fuckem?

Not since the tune up, I don’t think you have had the chance

Shit send in a couple of drones to subdue Wanda and release them, lead them to my room, I’m not sending them back till I’ve had a go

After an hour with the maids I sent them home to mummy with a smile on their faces. As I waved goodbye I told them I would see them soon and to take good care of my Queen. They promised they would and flounced off through the wormhole.

I woke Jane up and we went down for lunch, Joan was wiggling her ass at me and I figured I could probably go one maybe two more, and as I cuddled up behind her at the sink, she started pressing back against me in a very determined manner. I picked her up and sat her on the counter and gave her a bit of tongue lashing then a quick fuck.

We sat down at the table eventually and she started feeding me lunch while I was exploring the contents of her panties. I have no idea how she could still feed me while I was doing unspeakable things to her pussy but she was very good at multi-tasking.

After she had dozed off with her face buried in my neck I carried her into the media room and laid her on a couch, I spread a blanky over her gave each boob a goodbye kiss and headed to the lab.

Allison announced on the way down Jonny I have some slightly worrying news, the Earther’s have started working frantically on shield technologies, I suspect their embarrassing encounter at our wormhole junction has prompted this line of research

What direction is their research taking dear?

They are focused solely on electromagnetic shields I snorted.

Not really much of a problem, the wormhole cannon won’t find that much of a challenge

True but if they send enough ships through it will take a long time to deal with them all

Good point, so what you are saying is I need to invent a new death beam to take care of the problem

"Seriously we are calling it a death beam?"

Obviously you know nothing about marketing strategies

Apparently not, any ideas on how to create this woo scary death beam

Mocking me will only get you a sever spanking next time I corner your avatar

You are a dickhead, closet homosexual and sexual deviant

I laughed long and loud, she was really getting into this whole sex thing.

I was thinking of an antimatter beam, seeing as electro mag shields have a small but measureable physical component

Erm, do you think that is possible?, I am not sure how we could achieve that

"What if we pass a beam of say protons through