Eavesdroppings: Price, Arnold and Friends

By Maryann Price, Aaron "Smokey" Arnold and Regan Johnson

It all started when Aaron Smokey Arnold spilled oil on his trousers and dead-panned, My pants are on their last leg!

With a slew of comical contributors and a talented illustrator who created the accompanying goofball characters, Price and Arnold share a compilation of hilarious one-liners such as:

Pulling a travel trailer with four cylinders is a drag.

That massage therapist musta rubbed somebody the wrong way.

The jazz musicians were in a jam.

The cowboy was at the end of his rope!

The rehearsing minister practiced what he preached until he got it righteous.

The naked gambler was on a winning streak.

I said to my adrenal gland, Whats the rush?

I had a dream about smog and woke up exhausted.

Eaves Droppings is a collection of classic one-liners that will encourage anyone to find and embrace the humor in the every day.

• Language: English
• Publisher: iUniverse
• Release date: May 13, 2016
• ISBN: 9781491791639

Maryann Price

Aaron “Smokey” Arnold is a senior activity coordinator who is a movie connoisseur and lover of song standards by hobby   Maryann Price is a vocalist who was formerly with Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks, The Kinks, and Asleep at the Wheel. She created Eaves Droppings by accident.   Regan Johnson studied graphic design at Baylor University and attended graduate school at Savannah College of Art and Design where she focused on illustration. To view more of her art, visit her at reganjohnson.com.

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