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If Farts Had Color!
By George H. Maris and Gayle Peters
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This book is intended for children between the ages of four to eight. It is intended to make light of what can be sometimes an embarrassing moment for most kids. It is natural, and everyone farts.
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George H. Maris
Gayle Peters is a executive from the entertainment industry, who now happily raises dogs and writes a blog called How to Never Buy Retail. She has been a ghost writer for celebrities and is presently working on several children's books designed to transform little kids from lightning bugs into lightning bolts.
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