Did You Ever Wonder: Thinking Outside My Box

By Jeff Nystrom

Warning: The following book contains 200 cartoons which may make you smile, chuckle, flashback to years of your youth, and/or scratch your head and go huh? These cartoons were inspired by expressions that I have heard during my life time, misheard words or phrase, and/or in some cases questionable puns. Some of these cartoons can be read with your mind in cruise control while others may require your thinking cap! Regardless, they were written with the intent of brightening your day! So take off you game face, relax, and let the sunlight enter!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Feb 11, 2014
• ISBN: 9781493168606

Jeff Nystrom

Jeff Nystrom is an artist, a father, a chemist, a teacher, a coach, and a Christian. As one of four children, he became well versed in the use of the pun at a young age. He has uncanny ability to “mishear” what someone has said. His passion for understanding the world around him has given him an unusual perspective which has shaped his humor. Formally a chemist, he has taught both at the high school and college level as well as spent many years in the textile, plastics, water, and paper industries. A major portion of his career has involved solving problems. While he is no “Dr. Phil,” he has had many pets through the years and has become very astute at helping them deal with life’s little problems or so he thinks! His love of nature and the marvelous creation around him has affected his perspective on the world around him and for the better. Enjoy!

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Copyright © 2014 by Jeff Nystrom.

ISBN:      Softcover      9-781-4931-6861-3

                eBook            978-1-4931-6860-6

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Rev. date: 02/06/2014

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CONTENTS

Note To The Reader

How Am I Supposed To Read These Things Anyway?

Altar Ego

Baby Grand Piano

Little Engine

Speed Limit Sign

Busy Beaver

Cs Lewis

Otter Book

Freezer Rap

Bass Fisherman

Easy Money

Duck Marriages

Life In The Fat Lane

Bears In The Woods

Body Parts—Fingers

Bats At Work

Millipede

Bulls And Red Tape

Bow Tie Injection

Skid Row

Pith—I

Heart Of Gold I

Heart Of Gold Ii

Pith—Ii

Dead Nuts On

Pith—Iii

Bug Zapper

Satellite Tv

Juke Box

Making Friends

Afrotoxin

Life Is Like

Application Developer

Black Highlighters

Horseradish

Gentle As A Lamb

Arc De Triumph

Bathroom Stall

Squirrels And Rats

Three Pees In A Pod

Can Of Worms

Toilet Tree

Reptile Tail Dysfunction

Blue Whale

Commode Talk

Lobster Trap

Latex Glove Sale

Black Widow Meal

Butch Cassidy

Dogs Saying Hello

Tom Cat-Neutered

Penguins Sliding

Football Injury

Cheese Block Party

Food Portions

Grass Is Greener I

Grass Is Greener Ii

Cruising For Babes

Baby Station

Big As A House

Commercial Ads

Boston Tea Party