A Plumbers Guide to Healthy Pipes

By Richard A. Ritter

In my book, you will find many healthy and helpful foods to consume that will help your plumbing pipes stay clean, pristine, and flowing smooth. And you will have a few laughs along the way.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Xlibris US
• Release date: Jul 30, 2014
• ISBN: 9781499054859

Richard A. Ritter

Richard A. Ritter was born on March 16, 1965, in the suburbs of Toronto, Ontario Canada. He was born to immigrant parents who arrived in Canada in 1957. His father was German and mother was is from a small island in the west indies called St. Vincent. Growing up he loved and played all sports , as well as bodybuilding, and was surrounded by a loving family and lots of good friends. Richard graduated from high school in 1983, and worked at many different jobs until finally starting his plumbing apprenticeship in 1988. After completing his apprenticeship he worked on many big projects in the city of Toronto, and also ran a successful plumbing business. In 2010 he became a plumbing professor at a large college, and taught many great students. Richard is the father to 4 children and now resides lakeside in central Ontario, Canada.

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Copyright © 2014 by Richard A. Ritter.

ISBN:      Softcover      978-1-4990-5486-6

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Rev. date: 07/25/2014

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CONTENTS

The Esophagus

Blocked Pipes

Paper Mache

The Colon

Being Regular

The Urinary Tract

Shit Flows Down Hill And Pay Day Is On Thursday

Gas Pipes?

The Fart

Plumbers Butt

Food To Eat While On The Road

My Breakfast Of Champions

Stress

What Is In Your Fridge

Layin Pipe

The Plumbers Mandate

This Book is

Dedicated to

My 4 Loving Children

Kyle, Adam, Nicole, Wolfgang who Bring Me so much Joy and Happiness, I Love You

Always and Forever

6 am the morning after Thanksgiving 1988 and I am about to embark on a life changing and challenging new career at the age of 23.

Have to be at the shop in Woodbridge by 7 am sharp, a one hour drive. Fire up the camero Z28 and as I do I cant help but chuckle, the boys at the shop are going to love me right off the get go, all I need is a garter belt hanging off my rear view and I’m in.

Arrive at the shop with minutes to spare, thanks to a great car that made it very hard to drive the speed limit, man I miss that car. Upon arriving I could feel the anxiety starting to rise, three deep breaths and I was able to keep it at bay.

The second I opened the door to the shop I felt like I was truly entering another world. Men were running around yelling at each other frantically loading pipes and boxes into vans like it was some kind of a race. No one paid any attention to me, it was like being on an island alone, I felt so alienated, a feeling I was not used to. After about a half hour of that a short man with piercing blue eyes and a finely groomed beard came over to me and said You! get in the truck" and pointed over to a maroon colored van warming up just outside the large shop doors, I could see the condensation all over the van from the sun as it rose in the sky, the smell of diesel fumes filled the air.

All the way to the job he says