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    Rubbish Pet Portraits
    Rubbish Pet Portraits
    Rubbish Pet Portraits
    Ebook141 pages33 minutes

    Rubbish Pet Portraits

    By Hercule Van Wolfwinkle

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    A hilarious collection of Hercule Van Wolfwinkle's 'extremely realistic' pet portraits. Warning: may not be suitable for anyone who actually likes animals or has the ability to see.

    Not only does Hercule's unusual talent shine through on every page, each portrait is captioned with a review written by its bewildered recipient: 

    "Tell ya what mate, why don’t you get back to me when you’ve drawn a picture of my actual dog" 

    "It gets worse and worse the more your eyes scan down the page. Which is really quite the achievement given how bad her face looks" 

    "We really miss Marley. If I ever think I might be forgetting what he looked like, I can gaze at your portrait and know it was nothing like that." 

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherHarperCollins UK
    Release dateMay 27, 2021
    ISBN9780008468170
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