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Bang On: Everyone Wants to Be Seen but Not like This
Bang On: Everyone Wants to Be Seen but Not like This
Bang On: Everyone Wants to Be Seen but Not like This
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Sticks and stones are no match for flowers and cameras as Poison Ivy delivers flower bouquets with a vengeance.

Zesty entrepreneur Em seeks the ultimate revenge by creating a business that exposes cheating partners in the most scandalous proposition since the Ashley Madison hack.

The dramatic public displays create brilliant PR fodder and become a social media juggernaut. A razor-sharp focus is cast on those caught in the act, and no red carpet is safe.

The blurred lines of trust and the humiliating spotlight of fame take us on a spectacularly wild rollercoaster ride.

Embroiled in a tricky love triangle of her own, Em attempts to manage the emotional toll of a terminally ill brother, all the while a close saboteur is secretly plotting her downfall.

LOVE, a godlike entity, unapologetically brutal with no interest in fluffing the cushions for a soft landing, provides comedic intervention. "Pheromones are a nifty little trick of mine. I have a few tricks up my sleeve—beer goggles, selective hearing, and velvet, just to name a few.

"First Class. Fun and electric. The dialogue sings on the page. It is lyrical and rolls off the tongue of the characters. There is a vibrancy that is very reminiscent of the repartee and banter of Gilmore Girls."
– Scott Parisien, feature-film writer (Foxter & Max)

LanguageEnglish
Release dateAug 20, 2021
ISBN9780228847779
Bang On: Everyone Wants to Be Seen but Not like This
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Sam Czura

Being crowned Miss Universe Australia 2000 took Sam to many of the world's biggest cities – a colossal change from the rural town of three streets in country Australia where she grew up.After realising the pull of travel was far greater than her desire to be the next Atticus Finch, Sam completed her double degree BBusiness/BLaws, left her career as a human rights lawyer at Amnesty International, and set sail in the uncertain waters of international modelling.As a model, Sam worked for numerous iconic brands. She graced the screen as a Fox Sports presenter, was the face of the New York Marathon, and featured in a Superbowl TVC.Years of travel allowed Sam to realign with her childhood passion for writing. She now resides on the East Coast of Australia with her husband and two children, who regularly drive her bonkers.

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