In the Land of the Way Things Ought to BeI’m handsome and wealthy and strong and free.But in the Land of the Way Things Really AreI’m struggling and awkward, a bit bizarre.I threw a party, invited my friendsFrom the Land of the Way It Might Have Been.They were heartbroken. A man named RegretSaid they had gotten all they would get.An Ambassador came, toupee in handFrom nostalgic Way-It-Used-to-Be Land,Whose sad power comes from cellophane tapeOn the box from which we try to escape.War was declared by the Land of Who CaresOn the Used-to-Be, and all that is theirs.“You don’t matter at all!” the Who-Cares cried,“You said we had to, but we found you lied!”Then there came from the Way It’s Always BeenTen clones who bellowed, “Transgression and sin!”They put their strength on the Used-to-Be side,Shouting as one, “By these rules we abide!”Onto the scene from the Land of Up YoursRan ten independents into the warsWhose only concern was not being heldTo standards imposed by heads that are swelled.And all of this caused a deeper chagrinAmong those of the Way It Might Have Been.“Can’t we all be friends?” they asked with big eyes,Amidst the Up-Yours shouts and the Who-Cares cries.But their pleas were drowned by the blood and noiseOf the late-arriving Gonna-Be boysWhose only agenda was loud and longDismissal of those who said they were wrong.And into the darkness the sparks did flyAnd lifted like prayers into the sky‘Til God stuck his fingers into his earsAnd from his mouth flowed the music of spheres:The sound of planets in orbit whirling,The sound of lavender sunsets swirling,The sound of smoke from a campfire curling,The sound of a wondrous truth unfurling.But none hears the music as they collideShouting “Beauty Herself is on our side!”None hears the music. Not one of these KingsSees beauty in what the other one brings.And the battle does rage, bubble and fizzIn the Land of the Way It Always Is. Are you a cartoonist, sketch artist or illustrator? A water colorist, oil painter or photographer?Wizard Academy Press is creating an online gallery of images inspired by the whimsical new poem, Wrong Turn Taken on the Straight and Narrow by Roy H. Williams. You can submit a single image or a series of images to illustrate the story. The truly ambitious might even illustrate each of the 23 scenes as though they were the text of a Dr. Seuss-type children’s book for children over the age of 30.Who knows? Maybe it will someday be published like that.Each entrant will be rewarded with a gift from Wizard Academy Press chosen specifically for them by Roy H. Williams. There's even an outside chance you might win a full...