Wombats Poop Cubes: Saturn Rains Diamonds, Pandas Fake Pregnancies, and Other Mind-Blowing Facts in Three Words or Less
By Katie Adams
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Learn the facts! In Katie Adams' Wombats Poop Cubes, you will encounter some of the most unbelievable, entertaining, and no-frills factoids ever.
Each page features a fact broken down into just three words. Why? Because gimmicks are great, and so is getting to the point. If you crave more information beyond those three special words, check out the full backstory alongside the fact. Fill that brain of yours with memorable gems of truth to learn hundreds of new things, to become an unstoppable trivia partner, or for no particular reason at all.
Included are shocking and concise truths such as:
· Vikings rap battled.
· Bees get drunk.
· Abraham Lincoln wrestled.
· Kangaroos can’t reverse.
· Apples are roses.
· Rabbits attacked Napoleon.
Have some fun. Keep it short. Get some facts!
Katie Adams
Katie Adams is a writer and contributor to over 30 bestselling trivia, nonfiction, and humor books. She also provides the insatiable void of the internet with endless hours of entertaining content. In her free time, Katie enjoys practicing her epigrammatic wit on her tolerant and loving family in the Pacific Northwest. Katie is the author of Sh*ts and Giggles.
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Wombats Poop Cubes - Katie Adams
FACTS:
FAST, NOW!
IT DOESN’T MATTER how long or how short it is, what truly makes a fact a fact is how, well, factual it is. Truth takes a lot of forms, and sometimes it only takes a few words to share an interesting bit of trivia or even tell a story. Fun fact: You only need three words to share a fun fact. Presenting Wombats Poop Cubes—which is a genuine, bona-fide full sentence—and also a book of totally trivial but fabulously fun and extremely interesting information.
But then again, there’s that old saying from show business: Always leave ’em wanting more. When you read through this book of literally hundreds of three-word facts, you’ll probably have more questions than the answers these short facts provided. Don’t worry, you’re covered—any and all facts have a story behind them, and these are no different.
So, please enjoy absorbing all these quick, shining gems of factualness about the world around you! Now read on and see just what the heck wombats poop cubes
actually means!
CHAPTER 1
ALL CREATURES GREAT AND SHORT
LIKE ANIMALS, THESE FACTS ARE TINY AND INTERESTING. (WELL, NOT THE LARGE ANIMALS.)
RABBITS DISLIKE CARROTS.
RABBITS AREN’T ESPECIALLY FOND OF CARROTS, no more or less than any other vegetable. We only think they do because Bugs Bunny munches them all the time. And the reason he did it in the first place was a reference to the carrot-munching habit of Clark Gable’s character from the 1934 movie It Happened One Night.
PANDAS FAKE PREGNANCIES.
PANDAS ARE AN ENDANGERED SPECIES and they’re shy when it comes to mating. On the relatively rare occasion when a panda in captivity does get pregnant, well, it might just be fake. In 2015, Yuan Yuan, a giant panda at the Taipei Zoo in China, exhibited all the normal signs of panda pregnancy. Then an ultrasound revealed that the artificially inseminated Yuan Yuan wasn’t really carrying a baby. So what’s up? Experts say that pregnant pandas are so rare that they’re lavished with attention and extras—particularly more, and better food—that Yuan Yuan falsified her pregnancy to get that special treatment.
ELEPHANTS SUCK TRUNKS.
LIKE HOW HUMAN BABIES, toddlers, and children will console themselves with the habit of sucking on their thumb, baby elephants do the same thing. They’ll put the ends of their trunks in their own mouths to make themselves feel better when nervous.
MONKEYS FLOSS TEETH.
THEY REALLY HATE IT when they get a piece of banana between their teeth they can’t get out with their tongue. So, they figured out a way to floss their teeth, long before humans invented thin, waxed dental floss. Monkeys use either blades of grass or bird feathers.
PLAYFUL DOGS SNEEZE.
HAVE YOU EVER been playing with a dog, and amidst all the bounding and running around the pooch has a sneezing fit? They aren’t allergic to grass or dust or anything like that—they’re trying to communicate with you. Dogs sneeze to let you (and other dogs) know that their biting and jumping isn’t meant to be aggressive, it’s out of play.
CHEETAHS DON’T ROAR.
CHEETAHS ARE CATS, and big, spotted cats at that. But while they have a lot in common with their domesticated cousins, one unexpected thing is that they make similar sounds. Unlike lions, cheetahs don’t let loose with a loud roar, preferring to chirp, meow, and even purr.
SNAKES’ TONGUES HEAR.
SLITHERY SNAKES don’t have ears in the traditional sense. (After all, where would they go? There’s nothing hanging off the sides of their heads, and no entry point, either.) This doesn’t mean they can’t hear. They do — snakes’ tongues sense the vibrations caused by sounds.
PLATYPUSES SWEAT MILK.
AN INTERESTING CREATURE, the duck-billed platypus has feet like a duck, but is furry. They’re mammals, and they nurse their young despite a complete and total lack of nipples. Female platypuses have mammary glands that secrete milk, which then oozes out across their skin, which their young can lap up at