Bytes Bite, And So Do Fairies (Fractured Fairies, 6)
By Alexa Grave
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I wonder if this is what a gnome tripping on unicorn hairs feels like.
As usual, Grinka the sea nymph can’t catch a break. She simply wants to publish her novel. Unfortunately, the two fairy thorns in her side mess with her computer. Too bad they’re immortal and can’t meet the same demise as the innumerable fairies in her book.
If that isn’t enough of a plague, Grinka’s sister Raina pops in from the Immortal World, bringing the first immortal virus with her. And now, Grinka is quarantined in her room with the two fairy nitwits.
Will she survive to hit publish, or will the rainbows and fairies win?
Alexa Grave
Alexa Grave loves to tell stories -- it just so happens her characters occasionally take her on an unexpected ride. Most of what she writes is dark fantasy, but she also likes to weave humor and romance into her fantasy as well.
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Bytes Bite, And So Do Fairies (Fractured Fairies, 6) - Alexa Grave
BYTES BITE, AND SO DO FAIRIES
FRACTURED FAIRIES
ALEXA GRAVE
HAUNTED UNICORN PUBLISHING
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I wonder if this is what a gnome tripping on unicorn hairs feels like.
As usual, Grinka the sea nymph can’t catch a break. She simply wants to publish her novel. Unfortunately, the two fairy thorns in her side mess with her computer. Too bad they’re immortal and can’t meet the same demise as the innumerable fairies in her book.
If that isn’t enough of a plague, Grinka’s sister Raina pops in from the Immortal World, bringing the first immortal virus with her. And now, Grinka is quarantined in her room with the two fairy nitwits.
Will she survive to hit publish, or will the rainbows and fairies win?
BYTES BITE, AND SO DO FAIRIES
Copyright © 2021 by Alexa Grave
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Bytes Bite, And So Do Fairies
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BYTES BITE, AND SO DO FAIRIES
Iglance over my shoulder, confirming the bedroom door is closed, then peek out the window over my desk. No fairies pirouetting on the ledge – only a couple of real pigeons. Good.
After a deep breath, I click the Submit button on the computer screen. So begins my transformation from Stripper Grinka to Novelist Grinka.
Okay, I know it’s a huge leap, especially for me. My income as a stripper fills Syndago’s stomach with mountains of food, pays for replacements of all the items Tamor and Tamara break, and keeps an awesome New York apartment with cathedral ceilings over our heads. Not much left to spare after all that, either. And we can’t go back to the Immortal World, being outcasts and all.
But the stripper gig has been grating lately. Mostly