A Vampire Gives No Quarter: Order of the Dragon Side Quests, #1

By Tina Glasneck

USA Today bestselling author Tina Glasneck is back with a side-splitting twist on the life of Leslie Love, the newest vampire in town! 

 

Change is the only constant in Leslie's undead existence, but nothing prepared her for quarantine. It's enough to drive even a vampire up the walls, questioning the very meaning of eternal life. With both the supernatural and human realms on lockdown, venturing out is limited to essentials only. 

 

But when a simple toilet paper run turns into an epic mayhem-fueled quest, Leslie's offered a chance to score that coveted toilet paper right off the boat – a fresh shipment is on its way.

 

Yet, as any seasoned vampire knows, not everything is as it seems. Leslie's journey takes a wicked turn, and she must summon her courage, find her voice, and ignite her inner fire to survive a perilous dance with the devil himself.

 

Quarantine, as it turns out, is a maze of complications, even for vampires. 

 

Don't miss out on this uproarious romp through the absurdities of lockdown life and the supernatural. One-click now and sink your teeth into the laughter, adventure, and devilish fun! 

 

Chronologically, A Vampire Gives No Quarter is set after the events of Three Little Words, in the Order of the Dragon series.



 

• Language: English
• Publisher: Tina Glasneck
• Release date: Oct 28, 2020
• ISBN: 9781393507130

Tina Glasneck

TINA GLASNECK can't imagine a world without books. Her works have been classified in several genres, including mystery, suspense, fantasy and paranormal romance, and new adult.Yet for Tina, it is all about the characters and their journeys. An avid reader with a love of traveling, meeting new people and exploring her world, her interest in law, religion, history, fantasy, and dragons, made writing about it an “easy” choice. Give her a castle to enchant her, and tell her a funny story to make her snort with laughter, but please don’t serve her cake with red icing. Tina takes joy in beautiful architecture, lively cities and world travel. She enjoys creating make-believe worlds where she sometimes resides, and is often thinking about and tinkering on her next story. Sometimes she feels like a real life Cinderella, without the ashes or the fairy godmother; and, at other times, she is just a girl, looking for a chance to tell that next great story.

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A Vampire Gives No Quarter

An Order of the Dragon Story

Tina Glasneck

Vie La Publishing House, LLC

A Vampire Gives No Quarter Copyright © 2020 by Tina Glasneck

All rights reserved.

No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or by any electronic or mechanical means, including information storage and retrieval systems, without written permission from the author, except for the use of brief quotations in a book review.

Edition: 05-1023020-ASCB

We are living in an alternate reality. This is bonkers.

Contents

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Letter to the Reader

Acknowledgments

About the Author

Also by Tina Glasneck

Blurb

Even Vampires need toilet paper!

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The only thing promised is change, and Leslie Love is adjusting to her life as a new vampire and seer. Quarantine has her climbing the walls and questioning her eternal existence. The supernatural and human worlds are on lockdown, only allowing one out for the essentials.

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When a toilet paper run turns into pure mayhem, Leslie is offered a chance to get toilet paper right off of the boat—a new shipment is coming in.

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But not all things are as they appear.

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Leslie must find her courage, her voice, her fire to survive a dance with the devil.

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Quarantine is complicated, even for vampires.

Chapter One

Today, I awoke with a crisis of faith.

If that could even be considered a thing.

The devil made work for idle hands. Even now, I could hear my ghostly gran banging pots and pans in the kitchen, bemoaning something about people walking over her grave.

I sighed loudly.

The more I stayed within these four walls, the more things got to me. I longed to find a fairy in a glass, to wish this all away, to where we could return to joy, laughter instead of solitude and pain, for strength to continue when the darkness in my mind clouded my vision. Who was I? What was my purpose?

Silent tears drowned out hope some days, while other days, a simple video game could rejuvenate me. Even as a supernatural being, I struggled as my mind created realities.

Technically, if I knew what was on the other side, it was no longer faith, just a well-worn hypothesis at this point.

Tonight was just another moment in quarantine. Grabbing my dagger from my side table, I gently fingered its grip.

It wasn’t a fancy thing by any means. Something more like what one might find in a military shop. But it could get the job done.

With Goose, my trainer, we’d been practicing a lot, and for once, I felt like I was improving.

Nothing was normal.

And it had everything to do with the pandemic raging outside.

The idea of self-staking myself to end all boredom became a daily bet. Would today be the day of my final death? No, for once, it wasn’t that a monster was after me, or even that I’d finally figured out how to