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    Dig, Gitwacks, Dig!
    Dig, Gitwacks, Dig!
    Dig, Gitwacks, Dig!
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    Dig, Gitwacks, Dig!

    By Matt Payne

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    The Gitwack family turns to grave-robbing to escape poverty. But when they try to ransom a patriarch's corpse back to his rich family, they discover the bereaved brats are even crazier than them.

    The ominous presence of the fatherly corpse evokes unresolved emotional conflicts while an avenging daughter expresses her own damaged psyche through an inventive campaign of psychological torture.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSpiral Machines Press
    Release dateJun 3, 2021
    ISBN9781775083580
    Dig, Gitwacks, Dig!
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    Matt Payne

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