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The Profit
By Matt Payne
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These short fables by self-proclaimed guru Matt Payne describe how we can all transform our lives by earning more profits. The fancy language and amoral tone will delight even the baddest of financial investors.
Part of the "Go Help Yourself" series of self-help books. With this series you get:
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-"Telling it like it is"
-Step-by-step instructions for a better life
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pATTmAYNE Books publishes books by the different pen-names of the author Matt Payne. This includes Johannes Paine and Matt Payne.
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The Profit - Matt Payne
The Go Help Yourself Series Presents:
The Profit
Modern Answers to our Deepest Philosophical Questions
Now with Fancy Language
Matt Payne
Published by Matt Payne
Distributed by Smashwords
Copyright 2016 Matt Payne
http://www.pattmayne.com
Other Works by Matt Payne at Smashwords:
The Sick Book of Lies
The Paranoid Adventures of Larry Grank
Robot God/Hybrid Brain
The Go Help Yourself Series of Self-Help Books
Table of Contents:
The Selling of the Shares
On Self-Knowledge
On Crime and Punishment
On Laws
On Love and Sex
On Children
On Giving
On Eating and Drinking
On Vacations
On Minimum Wage
On Unpaid Interns
On Good and Evil
On Drugs
On Human Rights
On Pride
On Hiring and Firing
On Religion
The Farewell
The Selling of the Shares
The Interdepartmental Project-Management Team Lead stood upon a swivel chair and said, "We will not let you leave! We forbid you to sell your
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