Manlaff & Toewoman 2020
By Irvine Hunt
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Manlaff and Toewoman were greatly startled the day they first emerged from their cave in 1974 and discovered they had landed in the Future.
The Stone Age couple are still trying in this updated 2020 reissue to decide whether a wheel should be called a wheel, or whether to call it a brick; and what happens when you decide to plant your gran
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Manlaff & Toewoman 2020 - Irvine Hunt
Manlaff and Toewoman 2020
Irvine Hunt
Manlaff and Toewoman were greatly startled the day they first emerged from their cave in 1974 and discovered they had landed in the Future.
The Stone Age couple are still trying in this updated 2020 reissue to decide whether a wheel should be called a wheel, or whether to call it a brick; and what happens when you decide to plant your grandmother.
New tales have replaced some of the originals. Others have disappeared.
The 1974 edition became an LP, was rewritten as a play and staged in the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, and in Balliol College, Oxford University and elsewhere.
Copyright © Irvine Hunt 2020
Published by Bishop Pot Press
ISBN: 978-0-9575338-8-2
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise without the prior permission of both the copyright owner and the above publisher of this book.
Irvine Hunt asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work. The tales are entirely a work of fiction. The characters, names and incidents described in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.
Drawings by Stuart Lawrence
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A WARY EYE
WITHIN the blackness of the cave Manlaff settled back with his favourite book of Fish and Chip Recipes. His cave was warm and all seemed well, though he kept a wary eye