Bigfoot Dance Party

By P.G. Henck

Stan, Scott, and Jerry worked for months on a scheme to create the ultimate proof that Bigfoot really existed. Their high-quality video evidence could be worth thousands once every ‘mysteries of the unknown’ show out there wanted to feature it. Although making Bigfoot suits that were believable beyond doubt was taking almost as much of their money as they hoped to gain, that didn’t matter much to these solitary guys who liked making their own world rather than living in someone else’s. Finally, their creations were complete, and they would soon own the Bigfoot legend. At least that was what their egos were telling them.

As often happens in life, though, reality trampled all over their plans, and gave them a set of circumstances that they weren’t even close to believing. Finding that Bigfoot actually did exist was a very big step to make, but also discovering manufactured beings with incredible powers and technology was a leap they weren’t prepared for. And when you throw in the part that all of these incredible beings were having a bizarre dance party of some sort, the two humans in the Bigfoot suits were actually the most ordinary things in the woods that day.

Scott and Jerry survived their ordeal, but Stan, who was leading the expedition of carefully selected individuals needed to witness the definitive proof of Bigfoot’s existence, didn’t believe a word of it when they first told him. He stopped yelling, though, when Scott and Jerry told him that the manufactured beings who had organized the dance party, were offering them ten million dollars each to keep their mouths shut about the whole event for five years. The first easy step to these riches was to simply forget the unbelievable for awhile. Unfortunately, the easiest step turned out to be the hardest.

Join these three, and other characters from the ‘Elementary Science 101” and ‘Elementary Science 201’ novels, as they lay down the beat and celebrate like there is no tomorrow when attending a Bigfoot Dance Party.

• Language: English
• Publisher: P.G. Henck
• Release date: May 6, 2021
• ISBN: 9781951251451

P.G. Henck

About P.G. HenckP.G. Henck has written several science fiction and fantasy stories with more on the way. His first novel, ‘Beyond The Providers’, was self published in 2019 after many years in development. His next two novels, ‘Elementary Science 101’ and ‘Elementary Science 201’, entered the humorous side of science fiction, where many of his works now reside. The ‘Deep Space Rescue 911’ series has begun with two novellas, and may end with a novel in order to complete the whole story. The ‘Captain Mike’ series will eventually consist of three novellas, each with a different set of circumstances and characters, except for Captain Mike of course. Both series are comedies and follow P.G.’s favorite storyline of an unusual group of individuals making their way through space. The published short stories ‘Distant Neighbors’ and ‘Alien Vacation Invasion’ had parts inspired by real events, which P.G. thinks can be pretty funny in themselves at times. The next short story, ‘Bigfoot Dance Party’, relies on characters from ‘Elementary Science 201’. Being published in the fall of 2021 are the fantasy / science fiction novellas ‘Bring it Alien B’ and ‘Super Absorption’. Both go for the funny bone as well as presenting new interesting characters. Additional short stories and novellas are planned in the next few years along with another novel called Time Minds, which is expected to give readers a heavy dose of fictionalized history made possible through science fiction.P.G. Henck was born in Michigan, and lived in the Great Lakes region for a good part of his life with his wife, the girl next door. The couple then moved to southern Utah to experience the spectacular scenery and endless trails it provides. Though he spent most of his career as an accountant and financial administrator, P.G. Henck’s outside interest lay heavily in the sciences, space exploration, and history. Also a lover of science fiction and fantasy over the years, he has gone out of his way to see every movie and TV show available, both good and bad. His many other interests besides writing include hiking, travel, photography, and website development, along with designing and producing his own book covers.Please go to the author’s website at www.pghenck.com for more information and special deals on purchasing his books.

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Bigfoot Dance Party

By P.G. Henck

Copyright 2021 P.G. Henck Publishing

First Edition, eBook, May 2021

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Table of Contents

Chapter One - The Beast Within

Chapter Two - Dance Party?

Chapter Three - Promises Made

About P.G. Henck

Other Works by P.G. Henck

Contact with P.G. Henck

Chapter One - The Beast Within

I’m not writing this down to be known for what happened. The few people who have heard about this story never believed it anyway. It’s the kind of story that resists every attempt to be believed, no matter how credible the teller is. I guess, now I just need some closure on it. And if I do still remember this tale decades from now, my memories may be far different from what really happened. Even though I’ve been trying to forget this tale ever since it happened, someday, I might want the actual truth. I wasn’t crazy, a liar, or a victim of an elaborate joke. I was just a normal guy, who experienced something that wasn’t.

For a couple of years I had been an avid follower of the Bigfoot stories and TV shows that were out there. I even went to a Bigfoot conference once, and that is where I met Stan George. He had been a Bigfoot follower for over ten years and seemed to know everything about them. After the first day’s programs were over, we went out to a local bar for dinner. As the evening wore on, somewhere the conversation drifted into how easy it would be to fake a Bigfoot sighting, and more importantly, how much money could be had by selling a video of it.

With the more beers that went down, we thought it would be funny as hell to do such a thing. And it really seemed possible with both with our skills and knowledge. For years I had been a science fiction and fantasy fanatic. This inspired me to not only keep up with the latest in technology, but I also became quite skilled at making costumes. Dressing up for conventions and gatherings was a great way to escape my normally boring life. And I did good work on those costumes, too. They could always take the pounding of a three-day event without losing a tail or horn. Besides all of his knowledge on Bigfoot, Stan was also an electrical wiz, and thought he could add enough gadgets to a suit to make it and its human operator seem more real than the real Bigfoot.

We both finished that night figuring it would be a sweet gag for somebody to pull off, but I didn’t think much more about it until three months later. Stan called me up and said he had established himself as a well-respected Bigfoot investigator. More importantly, though, he was forming a group that wanted to implement our old silly idea and make some serious cash. As it turned out, his group was just one other guy along with me, but he figured three guys were just enough to pull it off. And besides, the more people you brought into such a scheme, the more ways you had to split the proceeds, not to mention a higher risk that your hoax would be revealed before you could make some serious money on it.

The other guy, Jerry Wilson, was six-foot-six, and I was six-foot-five, so we were the logical ones to be in the Bigfoot suits. Even though Stan knew more about impersonating a Bigfoot than we did, at five-foot-six he just wasn’t big enough. While