OLD: The Art of Aging With Attitude
By Sue Zeno
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OLD - Sue Zeno
OLD
©2021, Sue Zeno
Cover Image Aleutie Illustrations, Shutterstock and Cartoonstock
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ISBN: 978-1-64970-516-7
ISBN eBook: 978-1-09835-088-8
DEDICATION
This book is dedicated to The Cat In The Hat who so candidly expressed his views on aging when he said the following:
I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
Oh my God what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sense of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-can you tell?
My body’s drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years
Have come at last
The Golden Years
Can kiss my ass!
—Dr. Seuss
AUTHOR’S PLEA
Please buy my book for yourself and your friends. I am old – very old – and I need the cash so this last chapter of my life can be fairly comfortable and I can (God forbid) avoid wiping down tables in fast food joints, or standing on my painful feet greeting you at the local department store, or waving the advertising sign for the corner business in the sweltering heat. This book is written with YOU in mind. There is only one version (LARGE PRINT). It is fairly short, as we have discovered (to our dismay) our eye-sight and retention skills decline as we age. So, please go find your 375 prescription glasses and your magnifying glass, sit back and enjoy. Whoever said old age ain’t for sissies
was right on. Now, read on!
Table of Contents
Chapter 1
RUDE AWAKENING
Chapter 2
OLDOMETER TEST
Chapter 3
I CAN’T FIND MY CAR
Chapter 4
TURN OFF THE TV & DON’T OPEN YOUR MAIL
Chapter 5
TO DO AND NOT TO DO
Chapter 6
THE POSITIVE ASPECTS OF AGING
Chapter 7
WHAT’S AGE GOT TO DO WITH IT?
Chapter 8
YES YOU CAN
Chapter 9
AGING AROUND THE WORLD
Chapter 10
YOUR LAST HURRAH
Chapter 1
RUDE AWAKENING
Inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
— Terry Pratchett
All of a sudden you wake up one day, look in the mirror and say What the Hell Happened?!?! I’m old!!
Aging should not be worse than prepping for a colonoscopy or as painful as undergoing a root canal without Novocaine, but it often is. The moron who coined the term Golden Years should be tarred and feathered. Golden Years? My ass.
The inevitable changes that