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Discover over four hundred of the funniest football jokes from the makers of Match! the UK's best football magazine – you'll laugh your football socks off!
Match! Joke Book is a hilarious mix of football quips, puns, knock-knock jokes and shaggy-dog stories.
The Sweetest Stars
Sergio Agu-AERO (Manchester City)
Lee KIT-KAT-termole (Sunderland)
MARS Bender (Bayer Leverkusen)
ROLO Touré (Liverpool)
John TERRY'S CHOCOLATE ORANGE (Chelsea)
Can you think of any more?
Discover more footy fun in this awesome series, with MATCH! Incredible Stats and Facts, MATCH! Football Puzzles, MATCH! Build Your Own Club and MATCH! England Football Heroes.
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