Danny Baker Record Breaker: The World's Loudest Armpit Fart

By Steve Hartley

Like many young boys, Danny dreams of making it into the record books. Eternally optimistic, he writes to Mr Bibby, Keeper of the Records, with hilarious accounts of his yucky endeavours.

In this book, Danny will attempt to break the following records. Drumroll, please . . .

Most armpit-farted verses of 'Old MacDonald had a Farm'!

Vilest verrucas!

Biggest jelly-fight!

Crinkliest wrinkles!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Pan Macmillan
• Release date: Jul 2, 2010
• ISBN: 9780330533423

Steve Hartley

Steve Hartley is a sensible man. He has a sensible job, a sensible family, lives in a sensible house and drives a sensible car. But underneath it all, he longs to be silly. There have been occasional forays into silliness: Steve has been a football mascot called Desmond Dragon and has tasted World Record success himself - in both a mass yodel and a mass yo-yo! But he wanted more, and so his alter ego Danny Baker Record Breaker was created. Steve lives in Lancashire with his wife and daughter.

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