I've been a copy, speech and scriptwriter for a long time!Before that, I wrote songs and stories for the BBC, then became a stand-up comedian for eight years, writing my own stories (no jokes!). I ...view moreI've been a copy, speech and scriptwriter for a long time!Before that, I wrote songs and stories for the BBC, then became a stand-up comedian for eight years, writing my own stories (no jokes!). I also wrote and sang all the songs for my rock band - the Stan Arnold Combo.I now live in and work from Lanzarote, with my wife Dee and cats, Bonzo, Jingle and Kati.In my eleven years on the island, I have written eight funny novels - The Implosion Saga, no less!The stories are about two incompetent Soho-based corporate video producers opperating at the bottom of a barrel no one wants to scrape. They drink too much, don't earn enough and get too many death threats.I suppose the next thing to do is promote these little offerings so I can archive my life's ambition - to own a garden shed on Mustique.(All very well, I hear you say, but have you seen the price of creosote on the island?)view less