The Barman Is Not a X-Men

By Michele Verdi

People that are not able to get by in a cafe, aren't even able to get by in this world.

My name's Michele Verdi, I'm a private investigator, a heavy smoker and almost an alcoholic. I love rock music, instead I hate invasive technology and, when possible, I do fuck all. After thirty years of regularly hanging out at the bar, I feel like I have to tell something to the Customers:

We'll never make it.

We deserve extinction.

I've already said everything, but if you're one of those who never gets enough, then go on reading. You have to know I only describe negative aspects of being a barman. Thank goodness for those who decide to undertake this profession, there are edifying moments too; if not, it would be worse than Islamic terrorists. Out there, it would be filled with barmen blowing themselves up in shopping centres.

To those humble heroes, goes my gratitude and solidarity.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Release date: Jan 12, 2017
• ISBN: 9781326916084

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People that are not able to get by in a cafe, aren't even able to get by in this world.

My name's Michele Verdi, I'm a private investigator, a heavy smoker and almost an alcoholic. I love rock music, instead I hate invasive technology and, when possible, I do fuck all. After thirty years of regularly hanging out at the bar, I feel like I have to tell something to the Customers:

We'll never make it.

We deserve extinction.

I've already said everything, but if you're one of those who never gets enough, then go on reading. You have to know I only describe negative aspects of being a barman. Thank goodness for those who decide to undertake this profession, there are edifying moments too; if not, it would be worse than Islamic terrorists. Out there, it would be filled with barmen blowing themselves up in shopping centres.

To those humble heroes, goes my gratitude and solidarity.

Michele Verdi

premise

You have to face the reality that beyond your qualification, your sensitivity, your good manners and your sympathy, when you get in a bar, two things happen to you; of course for each in different ways, but they happen without any doubt:

-you turn your brain off;

-you get the Sun King syndrome.

I can almost hear your thoughts right now: "No, I'm far away from that. I