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My Favorite Shortcomings - Kevin Cummings
My Favorite
Shortcomings
My Favorite
Shortcomings
Podcasters pick their favourite essays by
Kevin Cummings
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Copyright © 2008 Kevin Cummings
Cover Art by Kevin Cummings
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Dedication
To my wife for giving me the necessary kick-in-the-seat-of-the-pants to start podcasting, to my sons for providing material, to the podcasting community for encouragement and support, and to my listeners who have been both kind and generous with their praise and support.
My Favorite
Shortcomings
Introduction
Let me tell you how I started podcasting...by completely misunderstanding the field.
Really.
I had taken some lessons in voice acting from Scott Shurian (www.voscott.com) and thought I'd like to take a stab at getting involved in the business. My work schedule wasn't really compatible with building a career in voice acting, so I thought I could strike out on my own. Podcasting seemed to be a good place to start. I figured I could set-up a website, put out a podcast as a sort of calling card, and then offer to record short snippets for podcasters at low prices.
I did enough research to find out that there were a few people doing that.
What I didn't realize is that a lot of podcasters are doing voice work for each other for free. The only way to charge is if you are really, really good...Don LaFontaine or Harlan Hogan good.
I’m not in that league.
By the time I realized this, I'd already written the essays for my first ten or so podcasts and I'd recorded the first three. It seemed a shame to go that far and not start releasing the episodes so I took the leap and started the podcast.
The podcasting community – particularly the good folks at the Podcast Pickle – were incredibly generous and tremendously helpful. They gave suggestions on everything from content to production to audio quality to release schedules to promotion. I couldn’t have asked for a more helpful bunch of folks when I was starting out.
So, when I began contemplating how I might mark my 100th episode, it seemed only natural that I turn to them again. I invited them to choose their favorite episodes for inclusion in this book. As I expected, they responded kindly and this book was shaped by their decisions.
Before each essay, I’ve included a brief introduction to the podcaster and provided their web address. All of them produce wonderful, entertaining, and interesting shows and I encourage you to visit their websites to find out more.
Three...Two...One...Contacts!
selected by
Grammar Girl
www.quickanddirtytips.com
Mignon Fogarty, creator and host of Grammar Girl and founder of the QDNow Network, is a podcaster’s podcaster. A science and technical writer by trade and training, she was one of the first to embrace the power of new media. Her initial podcast was an interview and news program called Absolute Science.
With a running time of thirty minutes per episode, producing Absolute Science was no small task. In time, Mignon found that she had to give it up to pursue her freelance career.
Still, she couldn’t bring herself to entirely abandon podcasting. Drawing on her experience as a writer, she decided the world was ready for a short podcast on grammar and writing.
As it turned out, the world was more than ready...it was eager. In just a few months Mignon had amassed over a million total downloads, gained national press attention, and appeared on Oprah. She parlayed that popularity into an entire sponsor-supported network and a multi-book publishing contract.
For the record, any errors in grammar or style you find in this book or on my podcast are entirely my own fault. Listening to Mignon is only half the battle...you’ve also got to apply what you learn.
For her selection for this book, Mignon chose Three...Two...One...Contacts!
i_Image3My life is a blur these days.
Really.
I've traded my reliable (but stodgy) glasses for less reliable (but far more exciting) contacts. Like a lot of guys who try to trade up, I think I may have simply swapped one set of problems for another.
I slipped solidly into geekdom at the age of ten when I was fitted with a pair of black-rimmed glasses that had all of the aesthetic appeal and elegance of a spork at formal dinner party.
Years passed and my eyes stabilized until I landed on the big square labeled '40' and I couldn't read any more. The nice eye doctor wrote me a prescription for progressives.
Through a miracle of modern manufacturing, progressives have two different kinds of lenses forcibly melded into one ineffectual whole; sort of like a compass with a whistle in it, a tent trailer, or low-fat, sugar-free ice-cream. Actually viewing the world through a pair of progressives involves tipping your head back-and-forth, left-and- right until you find the sweet spot for focusing. It's easy to identify progressive-wearers