Will You Survive a Safari? 5 Funny Quizzes Including: What Is Your Ideal Vacation? Do You Know How to Pack a Suitcase? Will You Fall for a Travel Scam? Are You an Ugly Tourist?: Questionable Quizzes, #5
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This is a book all about you! In this quiz book parody, the sillier the question, the sillier the answer. By spending precious minutes of your life taking these five funny quizzes you can find out:
- Will You Survive a Safari? (Hint: Wild animals are NOT the same as zoo animals.)
- What Is Your Ideal Vacation? (White sand beaches, palm trees, and crystal clear waters infested with sharks aren't for everyone.)
- Do You Know How to Pack a Suitcase? (Or will you end up halfway around the world without any underwear?)
- Will You Fall for a Travel Scam? (The Statue of Liberty could be a nice souvenir.)
- Are You an Ugly Tourist? (Or just the most important one?)
You are about to set off on your own personal journey of self-discovery – but first, some quizzes.
15 minute quick read
#1 Should You Be Allowed to Pilot a Motor Vehicle?
#2 Are You a Superhero?
#3 What Colour is Your Personality?
#4 Does Your DIY Require Professional Help?
#5 Will You Survive a Safari?
#6 Which of Robin Hood's Merry Men Are You?
#7 How Likely Are You to Catch an Illness?
#8 Is Your Boss Out to Get You?
Full series also available in a paperback volume.
"I wish I had published them. But we don't actually publish quizzes here."
- editor, The Worldview from My Chair
"A book I would read, if I had 15 minutes."
- Edgar Hemingway
"A tour de force . . . is an accomplishment achieved with impressive skill."
- The Dictionary
A. E. Chandler
A. E. Chandler wrote her MA dissertation on Robin Hood. Living in England, and travelling in Europe, Asia, and Africa have contributed to her stories and characters - she has been chased by a camel rider through the Sahara Desert, skated down a volcano in Sicily, been kidnapped by a miller in a French forest, and gotten unintentionally locked inside of a medieval prison. Chandler has had short stories, poetry, and articles published, in addition to a book of collected nonfiction, Into the World, and the historical novel The Scarlet Forest: A Tale of Robin Hood.
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Questionable Quizzes #5
Will You Survive a Safari?
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