The Daily Don Pandemic Edition: From Impeachment to Imbleachment
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With the.daily.don’s Instagram followers reaching 80,000, Jesse Duquette proves his brilliant cartoon accounts of the brutal Trump administration hit home. It began in the wake of the first Trump press conference that gave us the first “Alternative Fact” about inauguration crowd sizes and has continued daily, acting as a bizarre history, illustrating each daily outrage by Donald Trump.
Picking up where the first book—The Daily Don: All the News that Fits into Tiny, Tiny Hands—left off, The Daily Don Pandemic Edition takes us from Trump’s blatant attempt to cover up Russia’s involvement in the 2016 election to his recommendation that Americans ingest disinfectant to cure coronavirus, and beyond. While Trump continues to shock and horrify on a daily, sometimes hourly, basis, Duquette keeps up with the outrageous sputter that shoots out of the president’s mouth and perhaps other orifices with scathing satire that’s both hilarious and, well, sad.
This Pandemic Edition pulls together selections from Trump’s (hopefully) last two-years in office and acts, again, as a semi-accurate record of what these strangest of strange times were like for those of us who were there and lived to tell the tale. Because there is still no better method to record a cartoon presidency than with colored pencils and markers.
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The Daily Don Pandemic Edition - Jesse Duquette
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SECOND VERSE, WORSE THAN THE FIRST
The second year of this presidency rolled into the third with all the distinction of a fifth marriage. There were the same ad-libbed make-’em-ups (Windmill Cancer!
) and jingoism (Migrant Caravans!
), and the mere passing of time only seemed to embolden and exasperate the Base Whisperer’s most base impulses. Spring came and went, and along with it any hopes that a long-awaited Report would save the day. By summer, Black and Brown congresswomen were being told to go back
where they came from (Michigan? Minnesota?) and another massacre at the hands of a white supremacist was met with a presidential shrug. But something had begun to change. Maybe it was the neutering of the Mueller Report and what many had seen as an insurance policy against the Trump presidency. Maybe it was the deterioration of already-hideous conditions at the border and children crying for parents who would not be coming home, detained and deported while at work. Or, just maybe, it was that we had already seen a couple seasons of this show and we knew it was awful. How many reruns could we endure? Because, if there’s anything more American than white supremacy and gun fetishism, it’s an increasingly narrow attention span. And everything— the aberration of Trump, included—becomes old news someday.
February 9, 2019—White House physician says Trump is in very good health
following his physical. Or, as I call it, Anatomy of a Berder, With Cheese.
February 16, 2019—Trump bravely retreats to Mar-a-Lago during the scary national emergency of desperate families crossing the border, rudely trying to make a better life for themselves and their