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    Beautiful Bullsh*t: Weird Poems From A Thoughtful Brooklynite
    Beautiful Bullsh*t: Weird Poems From A Thoughtful Brooklynite
    Beautiful Bullsh*t: Weird Poems From A Thoughtful Brooklynite
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    Beautiful Bullsh*t: Weird Poems From A Thoughtful Brooklynite

    By Oheine Porter

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    This collection of poems is weird, funny, with a hint of controversy! From love, to calzones, forbidden love, to traveling...you neber knew what you'll find. So if you have a questionable sense of humor and an absurd conscience, give these poems a try!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherO
    Release dateJul 20, 2020
    ISBN9781393745785
    Beautiful Bullsh*t: Weird Poems From A Thoughtful Brooklynite
    Author

    Oheine Porter

    O is a creative in all feilds. Starting in highschool, after the breakup of his sweetheart, he had a realization-he can turn his thoughts to words. In its most lieraly form! As a New Yorker, he experiences good, bad, and weird. With this under his belt, O is able to create poetry that is convriversale, relatable, and funny.

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      Beautiful Bullsh*t - Oheine Porter

      Beautiful Bullsh*t: Weird Poems From A Thoughtful Brooklynite

      Oheine Porter

      Published by O, 2020.

      While every precaution has been taken in the preparation of this book, the publisher assumes no responsibility for errors or omissions, or for damages resulting from the use of the information contained herein.

      BEAUTIFUL BULLSH*T: WEIRD POEMS FROM A THOUGHTFUL BROOKLYNITE

      First edition. July 20, 2020.

      Copyright © 2020 Oheine Porter.

      ISBN: 978-1393745785

      Written by Oheine Porter.

      Table of Contents

      Title Page

      Copyright Page

      Dedication

      Beautiful Bullsh*t: Weird Poems From A Thoughtful Brooklynite

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      About the Author

      Double O and Froggie.

      Getting killed isn’t the only way to die

      at times it takes a stab in the back

      a spit in the face

      boos of what you thought was glory

      a start of success.

      become your greatest failure.

      show yourself with the dingy frame

      mantaled for no one to see

      a beautiful failure.

      that is mwho is how to a dyslexic

      or is it the other way around?

      do you become you by doing or

      is it about what you do

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