Bertha The Accordion Cow (and other Carefully Crafted Crap)

By Taylor Martin

Step into a world of exaggerated normality, absurdity, some may even call it madness. Skies the limit in BERTHA THE ACCORDION COW AND OTHER CAREFULLY CRAFTED CRAP).

"Bertha the Accordion Cow" takes you on a daytrip to a not so normal carnival attraction. "O.C.Detained" throws you into the mind of an unusual suspect. Hauntings and mischief occur in "Class 6" as an old lady deals with the ghoulish infestation. "PEMDAS" has a boy preaching the good word of equation solving to a girl desperate for help. And to wrap it all up in one nice little bow, "Dipless," the longest story in the bunch, takes you on one man's frantic journey for cheese dip, before it runs dry.

It's a hodgepodge of literary hoopla, it's a gangbang of ungodly nonsense, it's a collection of carefully crafted crap.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Taylor Martin
• Release date: Jul 17, 2020
• ISBN: 9780463404591

Taylor Martin

Taylor Martin is a novelist whose focus is comedic and absurdist fiction. He is working towards his BFA in Creative Writing at Full Sail University, with short works published on Literally Stories, The Scarlet Leaf Review, and Adelaide. His love of writing is equal only to his love of station wagons, and cars in general.

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