Monkey-parade

By Norbert Tasev

In the first volume of the author there are six plays of theatre! Basic theme: The dilemma of male-female relationships. His varied female figures are loving, pensive types of love on the one hand; while they are in a strange struggle with their inner self, their modern lives, to revolt against their own fate and against themselves. They have a strong sense of independence! Every player moves on a broad social scale: in a petty twisted scene, the technique of complicated human emotions can be seen to guarantee true readers a true spark!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Norbert Tasev
• Release date: Jun 22, 2018
• ISBN: 9781370148295

Norbert Tasev

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Monkey-parade

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STORM-PETREL

First Act

Second Act

Third Act

CLOSING

Part I.

HYENAS

Part I.

MACHO HEAVEN

First Part

Part Two

MONKEY-PARADE

First Act

Second Act

Third Act

LADY'S THINGS

First Act

Second Act

About the Author

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Monkey-parade

Collected plays

By Norbert Tasev

Copyright © 2020 Norbert Tasev

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STORM-PETREL

Comedy in Three Acts

Actors

Man

Woman

It takes place in a cafe in the town of XXI. century

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First Act

(Cozy cafe space, depending on the style to the Mediterranean or Hispanic somewhat blind dating sites,. Young, excited couples gathering place; sympathetically, pleasant tingling felt in the area mood that everyone would like to find a mate, perhaps even the less fortunate is the most confidently! and burst of deep spiritual will in reality storm the beautiful, stylishly laid with minor tables, only a shy and very hesitant chubby young people milling around the front door captivity, and silent, stoically, trying to gauge the dangers of the situation wise foresight as he tries to observe careful detail other people’s behavior calculated. There is something special in this young man’s charming sympathy intensity that makes you feel different, like the right to use and fun,not necessarily túljátszani)

Tamas (enters with the wary humility, as if creeping reality and want to disturb anybody while immortal romance;. Végigcsörtet among the tables while sometimes sarcastic remarks are entitled to some weight could lead etc.)

Sorry! I’m sorry … please do not be mad to! (Try gently dipping kikerülgetni conversation at the table pairs that should not disturb anyone with individuals, but ügyetlenkedik and traditionally successful földönt a pair of glasses or eating utensils, napkins and accidentally came on the heels of breeze - course successfully sweeps)

SOME (annoyed) For God’s sake, man! Has finally sit down!

Tamas (with the possible courtesy megszabadkozóbb) Oh, please excuse me, I ask you all!

(With great difficulty occupies himself rearmost part of the room, which may differ from the village from other parts of that strikingly dark contrast and lonely deficit-being represented; it looks like a small space like a dark hole where you actually just looking to get a flickering light beam, and only only women from diverse patchwork create some refreshment and light in this situation!

Thomas is housed; very nervous and continuously wraps hands and sweating; the effect is even better, more intense in order to illustrate bevizezett cloak also slightly depending on the character can wear season, frantically wiping her forehead, rubbing his forehead and a lot has been heavily reddened, and who blushed; time passes quickly, and was well after dark when you arrive at the first little old lady Aquinas)

OLDER LADY (yet only slightly took at least twenty years older Aquinas, age disobedient corner of her mouth pucker witness, Thomas gets up and pulls out the chair in front of a sign attentive, and you can bend a little hesitantly and clumsily)

Well, really thank you dear Lord!

TAMAS My pleasure! How are you feeling?

OLDER WOMEN The truth is that since I have been coming to me since my grandchildren expensive again took the faridegzsábám, it is no damn rheumatism! But I’m still a woman who has some … shall we say … just needs against the stronger sex! (Smiles mysteriously, mysterious smile at the same time sensual, yet very real, and alarm; it also flashes a few times successfully artificial teeth)

Tamas says … And just lovely lady! What do you wait for a couple relationship?

OLDER LADY Oh, how little you’re clever and mischievous! (Megcsipkedi gently in the face, indicating that sympathetic to him) I also would have been enough for the thermal baths megdögönyözné someone in my back well! It is also perfectly satisfy, and it is nyugtatna!

Well this is interesting Tamas (thoughtfully)

You’re a cute little elderly lady dear young people! But I know everything about you!

Tamas Really ?! Őszinteségemért to forgive, but not really understand, what they like to think!

OLDER LADY Neither more nor less than that, there are certain basic biological instincts, which will be more intensively, more moves ahead of the men of a certain age! (Wets his lips with his tongue as he begins a regular flirtation, and Thomas runs away from him a little bit, mainly because the lady cloying cologne effect on it)

Tamas Excuse me, dear lady, but what use cologne? Interestingly, the combination of fragrance!

OLDER LADY Ah! Magácska to how little careful! A man of refined details! It’s very impressive to me! You know dear Lord, as poor fourth late husband was alive he said not once, what I use! Indeed! Anxious that we can take in the afternoon the usual - according to him - unnecessary shopping körutamat, one more boutique or mall to then be able to receive those little rüfkéket during my absence, who of course was not his Adonis manhood had more in my wallet, and extensive, extensive contacts! (It takes a small purse ivory-like mouthpiece; beleilleszt graceful elegance with a cigarette smoke; Thomas

trying to hide, but slowly coughing and choking attacks will be overcome through regular)

Only there is no wrong sir ?! (Surprised) Well, so you can not stand this pleasant smoke? And then I can believe that if my husband once lit to the Havana cigars, the man already possessed the romantic spirit of Cuba … (a pimp who regularly post the desire for nostalgia concept)

Thomas saw strong coughing, choking attacks of understanding rather extinguishes tact)

Tamas Uh … uh … uh … Excuse me, dear lady, but unfortunately there are some minor health problems, unfortunately, I can not stand the smoke that causes!

OLDER LADY ask for forgiveness because of me excess and ashamed nice young man! Do not make me ashamed of something because of what you can do then I really do not!

Tamas gratefully thank you to bet this is not a debate!

OLDER LADY … And tell me my lord! How many serious relationships have you had? Excuse me, but if you encounter such a handsome young man, the question inevitably sooner or later arises! (Curiously man strains his eyes flashing at him)

Tamas (incredibly meager confidence feels good that someone did like it, and it seems közlékenyebbé, making speech more)

Well, if you please … so it was that … I have practically been no more than just good friends’, because I was very shy and recently …

(You can not finish his thoughts started because of a muted gong indicates that expired some time, and now the party must be replaced)

OLDER LADY … Well, dear young friends! Thank you for the conversation … unfortunately I have to go, but I will always remember the wonderful glance spent together in memory of …

(Like a queen stands up, and Thomas stands up, and even a queen or royal highness passes through the scene, and suddenly disappears; the younger a very pretty lady appears on the scene, tiny little purse with a Pekingese-like C: dog, which they see only a szőrgombolyagot long ; stronger is makeup principle, and it seems claw-like artificial fingernails to do much more than evaluate the look, rather than at any time it could deal with the internal conditions; Thomas pulls out in front of the chair, unusual for that because they had been protesting and just want to sit down)

You Dollybirds What the hell do you want?

Tamas Excuse me, dear Sir … I really … I just thought that maybe … with honor to sit next to me …

Dollybirds What makes you think that such a side like you just sit down ?! My boyfriend is a pet buff and always speak her to lerendezhessen! Clearly, you pathetic idiot?

Tamas Well … as you wish … of course! (As he was deeply hurt, very sad now occupies, and become thoughtful)

Dollybirds Oh, hapsikám! Well, do not be immediately watered the mice were rotten! I thought not! But I see that what I am good girl sat down next ?! (Feel the voice that does not even have a heart of stone, and the other a megfoghatta)

Tamas (suddenly brighten, apparently trying to hit cheerful voice) Excuse me, but of favor really pretty and very elegant!

Dollybirds Really? How much Kost my breasts ?! (Two kezecskéit makes his chest and begins to grab more favorable, while allowing láttatni bra) Pöpecke, is not it ?! Okay! It might be a wee bit megszaladhatott my boyfriend wallet, but who cares, but if he has to pay everything? I think there are two shapely didkóm ?! Feel free to megtapizhatod!

(Kindly put forth his hand toward Thomas, to touch her breasts, but Thomas will move banning and very red in the face, embarrassed)

Tamas Excuse me, dear sir … but maybe I should not …

I knew babes! I could also have been the first time that this has hit back! What you’re pathetic, small prick you come to me, Kunte Kinte in disarming bókjaiddal ?! Well I think that you and I will pitizni ?! We?! (Disgust, anger)

Tamas Forgive me … really seems to be … Unfortunately, we did not understand the other interactions!

Well Dollybirds can bet that pubikám! (Slightly hidden by a bra that only the ruhácskája látszódhasson beautiful, sexy neckline and a maximum of one Villano) If you did not need these beautiful didkók, you know what little old? Fuck! So much for that!

(Already preparing to him to stand up from the table and goes further when he admonished Thomas to stay and pick up the usual boyish, önsajnáltató, sour face again, the Dollybirds change his mind again and would rather sit back, because most of the guests are starting mustrálgatni strong attention his their table)

Dollybirds you Durcal right-Murça little boy! Well, you do not bite the little woman! You do not need immediately elkámpicsorodni! I see you’re still very much in fatökű or sex! I’m right?! (Kíváncsiskodva, looks at him curiously)

Tamas (very unpleasantly affected by the question raised, and therefore very nervous and sweating, it is buttoned the top button of his shirt, because I feel you will drown) Well … in fact … he …

Kiscsávókám babes! No need to keep the sky gave the world nothing! You are still a child, but irresistible boyish charm minute to minute by yourself small! (Erotic flirty seductively licks kirúzsozott lips)

TAMAS you please … this dear lady … you are perfectly right, but he could talk a little bit … if you do not mind … (awkward hesitant, ujjtördeléssel)

What are you talking babes are back in your little ear? I can barely hear … (starts to talk about completely different) Imagine the last time I accompanied the former bulk up my boyfriend to the gym and do not deny that we have the first five minutes practically completely kivoltam and begerjedtem the deltas izmaitól, the large bicepszéről not to mention! I thought to myself, well, if this is so cool hapsinak body, wondering what could be the tool below? Of course, only if you know what I mean? (Wink, a knowing)

Tamas … No, that is absolutely yes … I mean, well, of course!

Dollybirds You know, like little hamster! You can listen to so divine, even when they’re my number dumálnál he wrote something in my pants, and you will be your job to flake off! So meet ?!

(As Thomas blush, blush and seemed to barely breathe for several minutes, and minor cough bursts onto the megilletődöttségtől, while Dollybirds feel very proud and authority over to someone so easily have successfully placed a spell)

Oh, but what’s wrong little squirrel ?! You’re not allergic to something? Because you know, I was an asthmatic guy who is courted, and when he tried to bepróbálkozni me disgusting smell of garlic breath smelled all over! I could not stand, but sensationally complimented! I think it’s definitely been a good point for me!

Tamas (barely get a breath awe, quickly takes out a handkerchief to croak something to hide or conceal more)

Please forgive me, but unfortunately he used in turn!

Dollybirds (a few steps demonstrators kind of sitting back in his chair, as if a bit disgusted, but not noticeably) No gas, little man! But hope is not contagious, because it is an UNDI! (Pulls out a handkerchief hygiene, which are pre-vizezve slightly and sterilizes as he tries kacsói disinfected every detail)

You know, it’s a bit it looks as if I undiznék you, but unfortunately my body is used only delicious, reliable things! Sorry in advance!

Tamas Uh … uh … really nothing happened!

(Gong shows another side of the room, the couple exchange occurs, and more couples coming for the purpose of getting to know)

Dollybirds … Well, I think some joy … that bankruptcy was a secret between us! Very cukorfalat guy … but I think in terms of feral sex even start! Therefore, if you will cell phones and carriages used, good ?! (By pulling out the chair and did not even wait to Thomas with stands able suddenly and leaves the room straight away, Thomas still see as going for a teddy bear higher, buff guy el.Tamás wait a few more minutes, then appears in a black shroud-clad emos, rock girl, to go straight, to odatörtet reality, two huge temper sky eyes)

ROCK GIRL Hello, Tweety! So, what paja ?! (Whole dark, black Erection appears that perfectly dissatisfied with himself and with society, mildly anti-social, but not so strong misanthropic)

You can feel that in this rotten bastard ugly world, only those idiot worms, ants could live on beyond this whole nuclear disaster ?! (In cigarettes produced immediately from the black homespun szütyőből by wearing a draped on his shoulders, and without the courtesy kihúzhatná Thomas sat in front of the chair immediately)

We descend into chaos you simply pathetic little prick! Clear?! If we do not, we will be the outcasts who have been disfigured pitifully only because the principles, because otherwise we look like, otherwise behave like all the other fancy hímpillér who cut themselves all kinds of idiotic fancy glédákba while losing hardly obtainable, however meager their personality fraction of! Done neurosis, is not it ?! (Hippie character will headdress while anxious mood for love babrálgatja the curls of his hair, as it gives him an incredibly erotic hot opportunities)

Tamas … I am very sorry that so much had to get by … but dear lady … I thought you might then get acquainted with each other and …

ROCK GIRL (lit another cigarette, and focuses on air-related thoughts, it behaves as if it would leave the perfect cold, frightened of what Thomas wants to communicate)

What are you talking about little father? If you do not know the male societies just stayed up there, because women have their stuff chromosomes, and this has nothing to do with the gametes! But apart from this, do you think Big Daddy? Where’s the damn mistake society that is dancing on the edge of disaster ?!

(Strongly drawn in black ink, almost menacing cat eyes straight Tamas increases, and every gesture of the shine that hates everything and everyone, perhaps even himself)

Tamas Well … uh … let’s see … I think all people should be basically the mistakes to learn, because you can only build on experimentation! Then, the extent to which a society made a mistake? This is a very serious and well … let’s face but not an easy question!

ROCK GIRL not what I asked you pathetic, fat worm! You idiot buxom King Kong! But, what you think the key to survival and ancient secrets ?! Because I think in any case not procreation, the idiot, already re-boring race preservation!

Tamas Well … well … yes! Thus I do not need one, but … I think that fairly and honestly demonstrated human emotions, if you really, seriously considered solid and perhaps even can reach up to beautiful results!

ROCK GIRL for your own good I say you stupid asshole, it’s a stupid awesome! Did you hear ?! And everything I am ready to maintain my own truth, and I can prove it!

Tamas … please Well, you know, I have no doubt! (Prefer immediately shake off this little lady a parasitic, but tries to control himself, after all, a gentleman)

ROCK GIRL … Anyway, where was I? (As though overwhelmed, and still can not find a good time) … Yeah, of course you have! So you better think about the things in this whole thing is idiotic and embarrassing dating is nothing more than the fact that a horny little prick tapizgatni start, then follows

disgusting saliva exchange, and finally in possession of the bed! A disaster or not ?!

Tamas (sudden not get a word in surprise) Well … I …

ROCK GIRL … Oh well! You know what? You’re pathetic paint, but otherwise you can listen well and it’s still like that to a certain level, but not your mother told you when you were a child by accident, you may not Žabalj much candy, a cake? (Sikeredett the sarcastic to say, visible and that Thomas took quite the answer itself, and it also offended)

Tamas know dear lady … I think that basically almost any problem would not be with people, they try to prejudices and stereotypies look beyond pathetic! (As he ironically, while odamondogatna)

ROCK GIRL finally an intact male-witted! This is really like! But do not get your hopes too that without menthol candies come near me! So if you like to attack, possibly to protest - I’ll give you my number! (Small backpack is mining a huge pad in popularity;! Describes the availability of care, stage manager every detail, intricate pearl color of the letters arrive again mixed couples, gong and shows that Thomas this lady is now the time has expired)

ROCK GIRL … Anyway, are you quite Smilie cute little furry ape ancestor! (Trying to rape a stray smile on his lips, and then continue with another table, Thomas seated, perhaps secretly hoping that one

additional options can face it; konzumhölgy beautiful Libben the scene, Thomas gallantly pulls out in front of the chair, which he attributed appreciative nod)

KONZUM WOMAN That’s really thoughtful kind of you sir! (Bold is wearing lipstick mouth and appears to use stronger make-up slightly, reaching her hair vállközépig, let lobogni and thereby cause irritant and sexy impression almost of solidifying the air vibrates around him. Little purse confidently put aside and it rummaging , when he turns to Thomas)

KONZUM WOMAN Excuse me, I ask dictate that I be able to light up because reality has already plagued the cravings? (Sweet, irresistible bájossággal)

I apologize expensive TAMAS from you … but if you do not take offense or inconvenience … I do not like smoke!

KONZUM Woman In that case, my dear sir, if I may … (He takes out a small purse nicotine replacement gum,. It seems that everything is prepared at the same time very thorough and accurate as blood pros)

Learn dear Sir, somehow this little bubble almost always helped out of trouble!

Tamas (like who make mistakes, do not apologize victory) Oh, dear, please do not … I really wanted to hurt you …!

KONZUM WOMAN (gently, gently reaches out over a small table and pats on the other hand hairy, almost babusgatja, making Tamás

immediately attacked another hesitant inhibitions) Do not worry anything dear Lord! Very courteous knight, if carefully in such sordid little detail! I really thank you! (Charming csalafintasággal nods)

TAMAS I thank you for honoring with his presence!

KONZUM WOMAN I’m sorry if you do not mind it but when you want to pay the fee tariff?

Tamas (find very strange question, and captures the awkwardness tremors) Bo sorry, but-but here’s some mistake … I do not … I wanted …

KONZUM WOMAN And I have I convinced you dear Lord is aware of everything! But you