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    The Ultimate Pick-Up Line
    The Ultimate Pick-Up Line
    The Ultimate Pick-Up Line
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    The Ultimate Pick-Up Line

    By Matthew Thomas

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    This is an odd story...and not a story.

    It is both truth, and fiction.

    What follows is what one foolish man wrote to one beautiful woman in a quest to win her heart. If it seems not to follow the course of any known

    written format, it is because the heart follows no known format itself.

    The heart simply wants what the heart wants.

    The reader may decide what became of those two hearts.

    Because, you see, the book itself IS The pickup line...

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMatthew Thomas
    Release dateFeb 8, 2012
    ISBN9781465703675
    The Ultimate Pick-Up Line
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    Matthew Thomas

    Matthew S. Thomas wrote his first complete novel at age 12. It was hundreds of pages, written in longhand, and his mother was kind enough to type it for him as a Christmas present. While a slew of 10 publishers did reject it, Mr. Thomas remained undaunted and over the next 20 years wrote 6 more novels, 2 screenplays, numerous poems, several articles, varying blogs, technical writing, web content and detailed memoirs. He lives in Lake Forest, California with his labradors Duncana and Olivia.

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