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Don't Give a Fig: Words of Wisdom for When Life Gives You Lemons
By Dillon Sprouts and Kale Sprouts
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A fun, hilarious, and cheery collection of fruit and vegetable puns to brighten your day.
Know someone who's as dramatic as a soap okra? Champion their "shiitake happens" attitude with this little book of upbeet and adorkable fruit and vegetable puns. (#tatersgonnatate)
This cute and colorful series of fruit-pun-filled gift books are the perfect pick-me-ups for you, your friend or your partner in crime. Do you need to avocuddle, or are you grapeful for someone who’s 24 Carrot Gold? Then share the clove with these little books: AvoCuddle, You Are 24 Carrot Gold, I Am Grapeful, and Don’t Give a Fig.
*veg, nuts and seeds are fair game
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