The Wimp Returns
By R. Richard
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Back in high school, I was the queen of Centerville. I was the Homecoming Queen, the Girl Most Likely and all that kind of thing. I could have snagged Jim back then, but Billy was the captain of the football team, the social lion and the handsome boy that all the girls wanted. I snagged Billy, right after we got out of high school. Meanwhile, wimp Jim got scholarships and went off to college and that would have meant a wait of four years. Little Susie just couldn’t wait.
Billy got himself a minimum wage job in the warehouse. Okay, unless a guy’s family had a business, the warehouse was the only available local job. But, little Susie didn’t think things through and see the situation, before she jumped. Little Susie did get herself a job with the Centerville Police. Then the Centerville Police got involved with a drug gang, that was producing speed. I was assigned to get close to Monica, the bitch who was Country’s woman. When Monica lost the baby that she was carrying, due to the booze and drugs lifestyle that Country and the boys were living, she turned against Country. Little Susie was there for Monica and she got Monica to turn state’s evidence to break the drug rung. There were state police and even FBI involved in the breakup of the drug ring. Little Susie found out that she could play in that game. Little Susie then became Officer Susan Prints. Officer Susan Prints then was making more money than her husband, Billy Prints. Billy Prints didn’t like the fact that his wife was making a lot more money than he was. My husband and I had nasty arguments all the time. Finally Billy beat the crap out of me. After I got treatment for my injuries, I had some of the Centerville Police talk with Billy about what would happen if Billy ever abused me again. I then divorced Billy and got more threats from him.
Several of the male Centerville Police officers then talked with Billy. The male officers talked with Billy about the alley behind the police station and what would happen if he ever again tried to beat up a Centerville Police officer. I think that they also talked to him about what would happen with his testicles, but I certainly wouldn’t know anything about that.
After my divorce from Billy, my social life got a little slow, actually a lot slow. The local boys only know a few things about wooing a girl and feeling up a police officer doesn’t really work.
I then tried a little romance with women and I quickly found that I really don’t like getting involved with romance with another woman.
I then purchased a ‘pocket rocket’ and had sex, if no romance, with myself.
Into my little world, then comes Jim Pond. Jim was a wimp, back in high school. He was a poor boy, who did nothing but study. Little Susie wanted to have some fun. Billy was fun, Jim was just hard work.
Well, one thing that Jim did was to hang with the oriental guys. Jim didn’t play football. Jim and the oriental guys did some sort of self defense thing, instead. If what I have been told is true, the self defense thing works. That also means that Jim is a wimp no more.
I then review Jim’s high school records. His grades are nothing special, mostly As and Bs, However, his English grades were achieved only after Board of Education review of initial flunk grades. I note that Jim was told not to refer to his English teacher as a ‘fat stupid ugly, closet lesbian bitch.’
I think back over my high school days and realize that, in at least one case, the word closet doesn’t really apply.
I then review Jim’s college records. His grades are nothing special, mostly Bs and Cs. However, his math and computer course grades are all As.
After a brief review I decide that Jim is a classic case of an intelligent boy, who was forced into something that he didn’t understand and that the teacher wouldn’t explain. Actually, probably things that the teacher couldn’t explain, because the teacher couldn’t see all that Jim could see.
R. Richard
I'm the co-author, with Sunset Thomas, of Anatomy of An Adult Film.I have 48 novels and over 299 short stories currently published.I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central. I was known as Whi' Boy, which was sufficient to identify me in that place. I'm a skilled Kung Fu player, using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as 'Pak.' It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn't wanted by the police, rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. Pak's Kung Fu system, augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practitioners is quick and effective, or I wouldn't be alive today.My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library (I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists.) I did go to high schools, but I never really learned anything there. I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles, UCLA, with a degree in mathematics.I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler (legal in Nevada.) I write science fiction and erotica. My published novels are:Anatomy of An Adult Film (With Sunset Thomas)1. Second Chance: God Killer2. Second Chance: Sky Pirate3. Second Chance: Scroll Seeker4. Second Chance: King of The Islands5. Second Chance: King of Zaya6. Second Chance: Duke of Averon7. Second Chance: King of Golomon8. Second Chance: King Of The Sky9. Second Chance: Warlord of Ifrequeh10. Second Chance: King of Ariby11. Second Chance: King of Mesodania12. Second Chance: King of Avuls13. Second Chance: King of Kemet14. Second Chance: King of Zorran15. Second Chance: King of Two Worlds16. Second Chance: King of Averon17. Second Chance: King's Duties18. Second Chance: King of The New WorldAdventurer: Simulation ProblemAdventurer: Pannar ProblemA Programmer's GambitAmateur StripperBeach MurdersBondage HouseCorporate Sex SlavesFriday NightGo Naked In The SoftwareGrasshopper WinterInvoluntary NudeLayoffNot A HeroPirates of The KeysSummer of SexThe LakeThe Last Moon DanceThe Nude Adventures of Plain JaneThe Secret Life of Wanda WilsonTails of the Pussycat LoungeTo Keep A JobTopless RestaurantToy WhoresVix: The MarineWayward BoyShort Stories:A Christmas Visit
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The Wimp Returns
By R. Richard © 2020
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, events or incidents are the products of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Chapter 1: We Have A Problem, Right Here In Centerville
The Chief tells me, Susan, I want you to go in and talk to Jim Pond. Jim got in a fight with Billy Prints. Billy’s now in the hospital and Jim’s got hisself a fancy big city lawyer. We in trouble and I need you to find out how we get out of the trouble.
(How do I get myself into this kind of mess? Back in high school, I was the queen of Centerville. I was the Homecoming Queen, the Girl Most Likely and all that kind of thing. I could have snagged Jim back then, but Billy was the captain of the football team, the social lion and the handsome boy that all the girls wanted. I snagged Billy, right after we got out of high school. Meanwhile, wimp Jim got scholarships and went off to college and that would have meant a wait of four years. Little Susie just couldn’t wait.
Billy got himself a minimum wage job in the warehouse. Okay, unless a guy’s family had a business, the warehouse was the only available local job. But, little Susie didn’t think things through and see the situation, before she jumped. Little Susie did get herself a job with the Centerville Police. Then the Centerville Police got involved with a drug gang, that was producing speed. I was assigned to get close to Monica, the bitch who was Country’s woman. When Monica lost the baby that she was carrying, due to the booze and drugs lifestyle that Country and the boys were living, she turned against Country. Little Susie was there for Monica and she got Monica to turn state’s evidence to break the drug rung.