Alias Venus

By R. Richard

Suddenly, my team finishes the project that we're working on and the application is a huge hit! I'm invited to a company victory party and I maybe see a way out of the unfortunate situation in which I find myself.
I talk with my sister and she tells me that one Monica has the face and the brains to be the date that I need for the victory party, but that Monica might not be reliable.
I ask Sis, “What do you mean by 'not reliable?'”
My sister says, “If Monica sees a chance to push forward her own agenda, she won't hesitate.”
I think things over. I must have a lady who's attractive enough to get me noticed by upper management. I must have a lady who can make at least small adult conversation with other adult ladies. I must then use the entry point to talk with upper management people and try to advance my own cause.
I then continue, “Okay, Monica gets us noticed. The male executive knows me, by sight. The male executive also notices the very flashy Monica, however, he can't try to make real moves on Monica, with his wife there. I get introduced to the big man's wife and I say hello. His wife then talks briefly with Monica, while I talk with the big man.”
Sis says, “Okay, what's Billy doing while you play your plan?”
“Billy is currently involved with a flashy little girl who will definitely get noticed twice. Once when the people see her and once when the people talk with her.”
Sis laughs and says, “Yes, she looks good and talks bad.”
I ask, “Sis, can you set me up with Monica?”
Sis asks, “Are you sure that you want Monica?”
I lecture my sister, “I have just delivered a major software item to a customer. If I'm gonna do something, I have to make my move now, while my triumph is still hot. If there's a better girl than Monica, so be it. However, you know what I need.”
Sis says, “You don't see Monica as a long term thing?”
“If she stays with me until we get a few blocks away from the party and then she leaps out of my car to run off with some punk, no problem at all.”
Sis sighs, “My brother the hopeless romantic.”
Later, Sis sets up a meeting with Monica. Monica is a flashy babe and she does have a little intelligence. I wouldn't want to be in a lifeboat with Monica, after the food ran out. However, for a one night social event, Monica should work.
Apparently, Monica feels that I'll work as her escort for a trip into the upper levels of local society and we have a date.
The evening of the victory party approaches.
I call Monica and set a time when I'll pick her up.
I then get a panic call from my sister, “Jason, Monica won't be there when you go to pick her up, she's going with Billy. However, I have a replacement for Monica. Do you remember Janice, from back in high school?”
I do remember Janice. Janice was one of the brain girls. She studied hard and got a scholarship, thus she's intelligent. At least, back in high school, Janice had okay looks. She didn't look as good as my sister, but then again, none of the other girls did either. I ask Sis, “How does Janice look?”
Sis laughs, “Better than Monica, a lot better. Jason. get your butt over here and talk to the lady.”
I'm puzzled. The Janice that I knew wasn't bad looking, but she didn't look as good as Monica. Ah well, it's only my job and my near term future at stake. Now that I have a date, I make a key phone call and then I get in my car and drive over to my parent's house. I knock on the door.
Sis answers, grinning like a fool and ushers me into the living room.
WHAMMO!
Janice stands in the center of the room. Her face and her hair look like movie star! Her outfit looks like the cover of a ladies fashion magazine. I just say, “Wow!”
Janice laughs, “I had a very important job interview this morning. My face and hair are courtesy of a session at the Modern Girl Beauty Salon. My outfit is rented from a fashion studio. The rest is just plain old Janice.”

• Language: English
• Publisher: R. Richard
• Release date: Nov 26, 2015
• ISBN: 9781310323836

R. Richard

I'm the co-author, with Sunset Thomas, of Anatomy of An Adult Film.I have 48 novels and over 299 short stories currently published.I spent my early years in the part of Los Angeles known as the South Central. I was known as Whi' Boy, which was sufficient to identify me in that place. I'm a skilled Kung Fu player, using a system that I learned from a Korean I knew only as 'Pak.' It would be easier to tell you the places that Pak wasn't wanted by the police, rather than the places where he was wanted by the police. Pak's Kung Fu system, augmented by some bits and pieces from some Chinese practitioners is quick and effective, or I wouldn't be alive today.My early education was mostly obtained by stealing books from the public library (I always returned them and the Librarian even began to provide me with reading lists.) I did go to high schools, but I never really learned anything there. I eventually graduated from the University of California at Los Angeles, UCLA, with a degree in mathematics.I work as a Systems Analyst and also make a part of my living as a professional gambler (legal in Nevada.) I write science fiction and erotica. My published novels are:Anatomy of An Adult Film (With Sunset Thomas)1. Second Chance: God Killer2. Second Chance: Sky Pirate3. Second Chance: Scroll Seeker4. Second Chance: King of The Islands5. Second Chance: King of Zaya6. Second Chance: Duke of Averon7. Second Chance: King of Golomon8. Second Chance: King Of The Sky9. Second Chance: Warlord of Ifrequeh10. Second Chance: King of Ariby11. Second Chance: King of Mesodania12. Second Chance: King of Avuls13. Second Chance: King of Kemet14. Second Chance: King of Zorran15. Second Chance: King of Two Worlds16. Second Chance: King of Averon17. Second Chance: King's Duties18. Second Chance: King of The New WorldAdventurer: Simulation ProblemAdventurer: Pannar ProblemA Programmer's GambitAmateur StripperBeach MurdersBondage HouseCorporate Sex SlavesFriday NightGo Naked In The SoftwareGrasshopper WinterInvoluntary NudeLayoffNot A HeroPirates of The KeysSummer of SexThe LakeThe Last Moon DanceThe Nude Adventures of Plain JaneThe Secret Life of Wanda WilsonTails of the Pussycat LoungeTo Keep A JobTopless RestaurantToy WhoresVix: The MarineWayward BoyShort Stories:A Christmas Visit

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Alias Venus

By R. Richard © 2015

I have had trouble with women my entire life. I was a twin at birth and my twin was a girl, my sister. I, early on, realized that my sister was bat shit crazy, but nobody listens to a kid.

When my sister and I were just little kids, Mom would take us to a park, not too far from our house.

The park was a really neat place, with lots of equipment for a kid to play on. I could climb on the jungle gym, I could chin myself on some of the bars, I could balance myself on some of the beams and I could even brachiate on an overhead ladder type of thing. Even most of the older kids couldn't brachiate.

My sister didn't like to play on the equipment, she liked to dance on some sort of dancing walk, where there were places that you were supposed to put your feet, while you danced. One day, a kid pushed my sister down, for no reason.

I walked over and hit the kid in the face, so that he wouldn't push my sister down again.

Pushy kid pretended to be hurt. He pretended so well that they took pushy kid away in an ambulance.

My Mom got really angry and told me, Jason, you must never again hit another kid in the face.

(Since my knuckles hurt, I said, Okay Mom. Later, an old Chinese man said, "Hit with