Suzuki X-90: The Sunshine Home, #2

By Michael Pilgrim

A sitcom style comedy short. Episode 2.

The Sunshine Home books are a series of sitcom style comedy stories written by British stand-up comedian, Michael Pilgrim. 

Talbot Digley is the manager of the Sunshine Home (Stockport's third best old people's home). And if it wasn't for all the annoying old people, his idiot staff, his stupid boss and his nincompoop family he'd be doing a much better job.

In this episode Talbot meets his ex wife's latest boyfriend, Marcus. To prove how brilliant he is at business, he takes on the challenge of selling a car. 

Will he make a sale? Will he make a profit? Find out in this hilarious, fast-paced short.

If you like sitcoms like Family Guy, The Office, Father Ted and Fawlty Towers, you'll love this addictively funny series: The Sunshine Home.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Michael Pilgrim
• Release date: Oct 29, 2019
• ISBN: 9781393129349

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Episode 2

Suzuki X-90

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Chapter 1

BEEEEEP! Talbot sounded his horn, they’d been waiting at this junction for absolutely ages. He was late dropping George and Alice off at their mother’s. He didn’t know what the problem was with the damn traffic, there seemed to be only about three cars getting through the lights each time it changed. George was sat in the passenger seat with his headphones on and Alice was in the back.

Daddy? Alice said.

Yes sugar plum.

have you ever been a DJ?

No sugar plum.

BEEEEEP, he sounded his horn again. God Damn Traffic! BEEEEEP.

Daddy?

Yes honey.

Have you ever been to Jamaica?

No pumpkin. Why are you asking me all these questions?

Sorry Daddy, said the thirteen year old. She didn’t say anything for a few moments before changing the subject, Marcus used to be a DJ in Jamaica.

Did he now? Talbot ground his teeth. Marcus was his ex wife’s