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    The Orange Office
    The Orange Office
    The Orange Office
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    The Orange Office

    By Sean Patrick Durham

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    THE ORANGE OFFICE: A day in the life of a messed up President

    A satirical and funny story about an unlikeable man who rose above his own competence.

    Ronald Stroud is a loud and obnoxious wind that blew into the Oval Office, he doesn't care about history or politics.
    Ronald Stroud has finally made it to the White House. On his first day, he discovers that being the President of the United States isn't going exactly as he planned - senators want to discuss politics with him and are demanding his tax returns be made public in New York.

    Well, that's not going to happen.
    Even getting a proper cheeseburger isn't so easy because of the incompetence that surrounds him.
    And that damned mirror on the wall that reminds him that they may be right about him.
    All he wants is to get on with business and make money, the problem is that his staff like to remind him that he has a duty to serve the people.

    A day in the Life of the new Narcissist President of the USA, a sad, bad, day.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSean Patrick Durham
    Release dateMar 19, 2020
    ISBN9781393892328
    The Orange Office
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    Sean Patrick Durham

    Sean Patrick Durham loves to write fiction, Non-Fiction, short stories and novel length works. Stories reflect human life. Our experiences and lives may appear different on the outside, we follow different paths, but everybody's experience of life can be found somewhere written by an author who is thoughtful and observant about the world around him or her. An author observes, thinks and does his best to put that observation down in words so it will, in reflection of reading, mean something to the reader. In other words, we all learn about life by reading fictional lives.

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