The Old-Time Saloon: Not Wet - Not Dry, Just History
By George Ade and Bill Savage
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Described by Luc Sante as “a distant ancestor of Rocky and Bullwinkle,” George Ade was an early twentieth-century humorist beloved by many, even earning praise from H.L. Mencken. During the waning years of Prohibition, he wrote The Old-Time Saloon—both a work of propaganda masquerading as “just history” and a hilarious exercise in nostalgia that let booze-deprived readers of the day know just what they were missing.
Featuring original, vintage illustrations along with a new introduction and notes from Bill Savage, Ade’s book takes us back to the long-gone men’s clubs of earlier days, when beer was a nickel, the pretzels were polished, and the sardines were free.
“Ade amuses with his dry humor on a wet topic…The book discusses every phase of the saloon and every type of saloon, from the ornate and opulent place, like the Waldorf or the Knickerbocker, to the dive on the corner and the old-fashioned roadhouse.”—Brooklyn Daily Eagle
“Much about nineteenth-century saloons may have been sordid and squalid, but Ade knew how to find their charm, even their joy. He’s a wonderful reading companion—and I bet he would have been pretty great to drink with, too.”—Daniel Okrent, author of Last Call
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The Old-Time Saloon - George Ade
The University of Chicago Press, Chicago 60637
The University of Chicago Press, Ltd., London
Introduction, Notes, and Bibliography © 2016 by The University of Chicago
All rights reserved.
First published in 1931 by Ray Long & Richard R. Smith
University of Chicago Press edition 2016
Printed in the United States of America
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ISBN-13: 978-0-226-41230-6 (paper)
ISBN-13: 978-0-226-41244-3 (e-book)
DOI: 10.7208 / chicago / 9780226412443.001.0001
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Names: Ade, George, 1866–1944, author. | Savage, Bill, editor.
Title: The old-time saloon : not wet, not dry, just history / George Ade ; introduced and annotated by Bill Savage.
Description: Chicago ; London : The University of Chicago Press, 2016. | Originally published: New York : R. Long & R.R. Smith, 1931.
Identifiers: LCCN 2016017247 | ISBN 9780226412306 (pbk. : alk. paper) | ISBN 9780226412443 (e-book)
Subjects: LCSH: Bars (Drinking establishments)—United States. | Drinking of alcoholic beverages—United States.
Classification: LCC TX947 .A3 2016 | DDC 647.9573—dc23 LC record available at https://lccn.loc.gov/2016017247
This paper meets the requirements of ANSI/NISO Z39.48-1992 (Permanence of Paper).
THE OLD-TIME SALOON
NOT WET—NOT DRY JUST HISTORY
GEORGE ADE
INTRODUCED AND ANNOTATED BY BILL SAVAGE
The University of Chicago Press
Chicago and London
The Old-Time Saloon was originally published in 1931, eleven years into Prohibition, which lasted from 1920 until 1933. This facsimile includes a new introduction, explanatory notes at the back, and a bibliography.
This edition is published for a Chosen Few who will Understand.
The spot to the left is a Tear Drop.
INTRODUCTION
George Ade was once one of the most famous writers in America.
Indiana native and Purdue University graduate, he came to Chicago in 1891, where he made his name as a reporter covering disasters, boxing matches, and the 1893 World’s Columbian Exposition. Readers ate up his work, so wise editors gave him freedom to write pretty much whatever he wanted. His columns for the Chicago Record—Stories of the Streets and of the Town, and Fables in Slang—were nationally syndicated and then collected into best-selling books. By 1904, he became the first playwright to have three plays on Broadway simultaneously: the now-forgotten Gilbert-and-Sullivan-esque comedies The Sultan of Sulu, The County Chairman, and The College Widow. In the early days of film, he directed several short movies and wrote scripts or stories for over a hundred more. After financial success enabled him to retire altogether, he continued to write essays and the occasional Fable for national magazines from his Indiana estate or his winter home in Miami.
Ade combined a pitch-perfect ear for common speech with insight into the humor of everyday life. Like the American writer he most admired, Mark Twain, Ade captured the way people actually spoke. As a journalist, he relentlessly sought out material in the main streets and back alleys of Chicago, producing long stories daily that were often illustrated by cartoonist John McCutcheon. This urban exploration meant spending no small amount of time in Chicago’s countless saloons, vital places which played a central role in the life of the city beyond just providing drinks, as free lunches fed factory workers and politicians huddled in their beery headquarters.
In this volume, Ade brings his comic sensibility to bear on the pre-Prohibition saloon. This peculiarly American drinking establishment was not exactly the same thing as a pub, a tavern, or an inn, and its very popularity, from roughly 1870 to 1920, helped to bring about its demise. In 1931, most Americans (due to their age, gender, politics, or religion) would never have set foot in a saloon. In the context of arguments for the repeal of Prohibition, Ade pretends to simply remind his readers of what the joints were like—the bartenders and the regulars, the sporting art on the walls, and the sentimental sing-alongs. He explores the economics of saloons in small towns and big cities and explains why bootleggers get filthy rich. Ade freely admits that the saloon earned its fate because competition led to abuses of social propriety, not to mention the law. He is objective and pulls few punches.
But in his heart, Ade’s got one foot on the brass rail, a cold-cut sandwich from the free lunch in his hand, and a gentleman’s pour of whiskey, with a snit of beer as a chaser, on the counter in front of him.
Just as Ade hoped to inspire his readers with nostalgia, the goal of this new edition of The Old-Time Saloon is to take twenty-first-century readers back to the debate over the repeal of Prohibition and to the saloon culture which Drys demonized. Notes appended to the book provide details about the politics, personalities, and everyday saloon life Ade depicts, from the long-forgotten Anti-Saloon League to an inventor of stand-up comedy to the traditional recipes for several cocktails. The notes also dig deeper into the relationship between the saloon, entertainment culture, and vice, as well as the complex gender politics of what was once an almost exclusively masculine part of the American landscape.
This new edition seems especially appropriate at this moment in American history. As writers about the relationship between alcohol and American culture inevitably note, the pendulum swings. From Colonial days onward, America was the heaviest-drinking country in the world. Then alcohol was outlawed altogether. Then Prohibition was repealed. After the repeal, American drinking culture was dominated for decades by a few national brands of beer, wine, and spirits, but now small breweries, vineyards, and distillers flourish. As of November 2015, America had the greatest number of licensed breweries in its history: 4,144 (13 more than the former high-suds mark, in 1873, before the growth of mega-breweries in St. Louis and Milwaukee). Now, in big cities and small towns, bars featuring craft beers and elaborate artisanal cocktails hearken back to the world of saloons that Prohibition almost, but not quite, obliterated.
Ade knew that saloon culture intimately, from the proper technique for mixing a drink (twirled with a long-handled spoon, not shaken—the cocktail shaker being a Prohibition-era import from the UK; see pp. 51–52) to the infallible judgment of bouncers tossing out over-served or free-lunch freeloaders (p. 41) and the generous wit of a bartender whom you could reliably just call Mike or Otto or Bill (p. 96). With this new edition, I hope to bring the old-time saloon back to life in some small way, to enlighten our view of American history, and perhaps to enrich our contemporary culture of public drinking as well.
Bill Savage
Chicago, 2016
CONTENTS
1. THE SNAKE
2. DISCUSSING WICKEDNESS
3. WHAT WAS A SALOON—AND WHY?
4. THE FREE LUNCH
5. WHAT THEY DRANK
6. WHY PEOPLE BEHAVE SO
7. LOW COST OF HIGH-ROLLING
8. THE BAR-KEEP
9. THE REGULARS
10. SENTIMENT—TRADITIONS
11. SONG AND STORY
12. WHY SO MANY
13. THE TALK
14. EXPLAINING SOME MYSTERIES
15. DIDN’T HE RAMBLE?
ILLUSTRATIONS
Thanks—I jest et. I’ll have a cigar
Rea Irvin
In Conference Gluyas Williams
Sneaking In Gluyas Williams
The Bung-starter John Held, Jr.
Business Men’s Lunch Gluyas Williams
He felt around for the chaser and put out the fire Gluyas Williams
From Deep Memory James Montgomery Flagg
Easy on the pinch bottle, boys
Leon Gordon
Mopping Up R. L. Goldberg
Sweet Ad-o-line
H. T. Webster
The Back Room Herb Roth
Oh Yes?
Harrison Fisher
1
THE SNAKE
BACK in the days of deep tan and stone-bruises we boys knew that when we killed a garter snake, the animal might be as dead as a door-nail, but the tail would continue to writhe and squirm and wiggle until sundown. This is going to be an apt comparison, because the serious cartoonists of the church and anti-whisky publications, during the long drive against red liquor, always pictured Alcoholic Drink as a coiled serpent with fangs as long as from here to there. Nearly a dozen years ago the Anti-Saloon League, the W. C. T. U., the white neck-tie preachers and all of those deacons who never drank anything stronger than Hostetter’s Bitters, closed in on the enemy. They pounded Mr. Snake with stones and battered him with clubs until he was just a battered and unrecognizable smear. They looked at the mangled remains and said: Well, that job’s done! Now there isn’t an evil influence left in the world.
One of the rejoicing editorial writers used an unfortunate expression in recording the victory. He said that the forces of righteousness had scotched the serpent.
He forgot that there are two definitions for scotch.
It may mean to put an end to.
Or, it may mean something that costs $80 a case and never was within three thousand miles of Aberdeen.
We all know that the venomous thing was killed in 1920, but the tail is still seemingly alive and slapping around in all directions. No one will dispute that statement and, least of all, the good people who are dead set against the drink habit. They are still attacking the whitened skeleton of the retail liquor traffic because the tail continues to wiggle. They are denouncing the saloon as if we still had one on every corner. They just can’t believe that the vicious old reptile is really dead as long as that tail keeps on writhing and squirming. When death agonies continue over a period of ten years, that’s a record !
The trouble nowadays is that hardly any one can write about distilled, vinous and malt beverages without trying to float a lot of propaganda. All who write or speak for or against the occasional hoisting of the hip flask or the sharp rattle of ice in the shaker seem to be fighting mad. They become so overheated from using mean adjectives that they can’t calm down and discuss the past, present and future of the Prohibition Crusade and the brewery output and the conversion of corn into corn juice without getting into a lather and abusing the opposition.
Is it possible to talk about various beverages containing more than one-half of one percent of kick, to ponder upon the causes leading up to Prohibition and to give some information regarding the old-time saloon without taking sides or circulating propaganda? Undoubtedly.
In the succeeding pages dealing with retail establishments which sold intoxicating fluids under sanction of the law, nothing will be said or done with the intent of giving offense to the extreme Drys or the extreme Wets or that inbetween population which may be classed as Slightly Moist. The idea is to dish up history instead of attempting to influence legislation. The record of the bar-room and the influences behind it may be read aloud from any Baptist pulpit without arousing a protest from any member of the flock. Not much will be written about the effects of the 18th Amendment and the Volstead Act and no remedies will be proposed. Enough has been said and is being said and will be said without any brash volunteers rushing into the controversy. Just for the sake of novelty, we are going to join friendly hands and stroll into the past and find out