The Long Lost Trial of Socrates
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The infamous trial of Socrates has always been shrouded in mystery. Just what did happen? Fortunately I have uncovered all of the answers and now for the first time, all will be revealed.
Christopher Volkay
Life? Was it what you expected? I'm not praising it, I'm not crying about it, Only saying it was absolutely nothing like what I thought it would be. People? Wow. I remember when I was young I suppose I loved everybody and everything, it was peace love and grooviness MAN! How's this for a quote-by the time we're sixty everybody finally has the face they deserve. Well almost.. Sad to say I probably live by one of George Carlin's brilliant sayings. I've used the following quote my whole life from Carlin and it really, actually does help. The quote, "We're all f**ked, it helps to remember that." And it really does somehow. You might change the f**ked to maybe crumbs, a bit more palatable. Also, there seem, to be at least two types of outrageous pricks. 1. People like Billy Carter (Jimmy's brother) or maybe the banjo player over the river in Deliverance. Pricks but they don't know it. 2. Then there is a second kind, Pricks, fully aware of it, but won't stop because being a shameless prick is just so god damn much fun. It's great "pricking" or piercing their delusional pretensions. Hmm? I wonder which kind I am? I gets pretty good coverage over on Free Republic-one of the biggest conservative sites in the world with 100,000 hits per day and about 20 million views per month. Also, look for me there or over on Goodreads, Facebook, Smashwords and other suspects
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The Long Lost Trial of Socrates - Christopher Volkay
THE LONG LOST TRIAL OF SOCRATES (A Screenplay)
by Chris Volkay
Published by Chris Volkay at Smashwords
Copyright 2015 Chris Volkay
FADE IN:
SUPERIMPOSE;
SCREEN 1:
"IN 399 B.C., SOCRATES VERY FAMOUSLY DRANK HEMLOCK, KILLING
HIMSELF AT THE BEHEST OF HIS BELOVED CITY, ATHENS. THE
DETAILS OF THIS EVENT, INCLUDING HIS TRIAL, HAVE ALWAYS BEEN
SHROUDED IN INTRIGUE AND MYSTERY, UNTIL NOW."
SCREEN 2:
"WHY DOES IT MATTER? SOCRATES IS CONSIDERED THE WEST'S MOST
IMPORTANT PHILOSOPHER AND THE VERY FATHER OF WESTERN
CIVILIZATION ITSELF.
YES... HE'S THE ONE TO BLAME FOR IT ALL."
EXT. STREETS OF ATHENS-DAY
As sweat flies off his mop-like head, a toga-clad, sandaled
SENTRY sprints through the streets. After about a half-dozen
blocks he darts into an ostentatious looking government
building.
INT. CHAMBERS OF JUDGE ORESTHANES-DAY
Our dripping sentry bursts into a courtroom. JUDGE
ORESTHANES, mid-50's and distinguished, immediately springs
to his feet.
SENTRY
Your honor! That son of a stinky
pig is at it again!
JUDGE ORESTHANES
Socrates? Oh for the love of Zeus.
Can't he just go to the crows
already. Where is he this time?
SENTRY
Right where he always plops his big
can, the agora, Pericles Mall.
JUDGE ORESTHANES
Alright, alright. Go back and
monitor what he's saying, but don't
do anything yet. That old goatface'll
be sniveling about his FREE
SPEECH and we can't have that kind
of crap again. I'll be down in a
few minutes.
2.
The sentry withdraws from the courtroom.
EXT. THE AGORA AT PERICLES MALL-DAY
SOCRATES, 70, toga-clad, disheveled, scrabbly and a little
plump, is frenetically pacing on a slightly elevated wooden
stage in the middle of the agora (square). His shoulder
length thinning gray hair and bristly white beard are waving
in a gentle breeze.
He is surrounded by perhaps 500 people who are riveted by his
strange words. Nearby shop owners and merchants are all
standing nearby, cursing him from their shop's stone
doorways.
Standing behind Socrates, on stage, a couple of YOUNGER MEN,
that could be students. As we move closer, we begin to hear
the grating voice of the great thinker.
SOCRATES
Okay, simple-minded sons of sheep,
I'll go you one better. I ask ya,
have you ever had one thought, one
original idea in your whole
flippin' life? Don't answer just
think.
There is a palpable rumbling of wintry discontent swirling
through the assaulted crowd.
SOCRATES
Come on, how about it? Just one
tiny tot of an idea. A baby. A wee,
wee baby, a little guppy of an
idea?
(pinching his fingers
together)
He continues to wait but nobody utters a syllable.
SOCRATES (CONT’D)
Hasn't every idea, every notion,
every thought come from your mommy
and poppy, your holy men, your
politicians, the academies,
friends, family? They all wait for
you outside your cribs like a
circle of stomach-growling
vultures.
As soon as you begin walking they
start sowing those seeds in your
soft little heads.
3.
SOCRATES (CONT’D)
Your heads are then picked from the
harvester's fields like an ear of
corn.
(pointing toward crowd)
So who? Who?
MAN FROM THE BACK OF CROWD
Oh fuck you old man. Why don't you
go gum some nuts! Besides sheep
don't bray, they go baa.
SOCRATES
Oh well then for that I do
apologize. Okay then, let's hear
you go baa!
ANOTHER MAN IN THE CROWD
Couldn't you just leave us in
peace?
SOCRATES
Baa baa! Holy precious goat-crap! A
new outlying province is heard
from. But that doesn't answer my
question does it, boys? Waiting,
waiting who? One original idea
ever...
Stepping forward is a young-looking man, carrying some
scrolls under his arm. He is perhaps a student. He is
RIPANESE.
RIPANESE
Okay, let's play your game. Let's
say you're right. Our heads are
filled with the pale dust from the
miller's wheel, what does it
matter? We're getting along okay
aren't we? We're not living out in
the fields with the sheep! We make
progress!
SOCRATES
That, my spectacularly absorbent
sponge is the point. We used to
abide out with the goat. Now we've
left that behind, yes? But we still
toil and grunt like the oxen! We
pull our plows through the streets
now. Our HEADS haven't changed. Baa
baa.
Another young man, MEDIOCRAS, now steps forward also holding
scrolls under his arms.
4.
MEDIOCRAS
Yes but many of the ideas we have
adopted have been proven valuable
over time, it this not true?
SOCRATES
Yes, they are very valuable, if you
are a squirrel. My friendly friend,
there is a whole other world that
exists out there, but you will
never see it, if you spend all your
time being a dutiful squirrel-face.
RIPANESE
Sir please. We have both received
the finest teaching that Athens has
on offer. We have both graduated
from Academy with many honors.
SOCRATES
Yes, you are the painstakingly
educated and glowing numb-nuts from
the Academy. I would shake your
hands but I just took a big crap.
MEDIOCRAS
Yeah, why don't you find some nuts
to gum!
SOCRATES
Not the worst idea