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Bang Bang: Season One, Episode Nine: The CRD: Season One, #9
Bang Bang: Season One, Episode Nine: The CRD: Season One, #9
Bang Bang: Season One, Episode Nine: The CRD: Season One, #9
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What happens in Vegas, doesn't stay in Vegas, especially if you're a Davenport. It ends up on your front porch with a shotgun aimed at you.

Gina Davenport, Cash's not-so-new wife, shows up out of the blue at the worst time possible, throwing a wrench in the wedding plans for Cash and Lucy. She's ready to get her man back, but she hasn't experienced the craziness of the Davenports before.

Lucy isn't completely on board with marrying Cash. She's stressed, Yaya's totting a shotgun, and Tommy's always up for a fight.  Gina is not in for an easy ride.

Bets gets into Yaya's adult toys and decorates Kitty and Roscoe for a parade.  Tommy's beefing up the fireworks, and Gemma's erotic firework cupcakes may be the biggest surprise yet.

How will Cash marry Lucy? Will Yaya finally get to shoot someone? What could possibly go wrong when the Davenports throw a party?

Bang, bang on the Fourth is what you're in for when you put Shannyn Leah, Kelly Moore, and their readers together to build a story. This funny, dysfunctional episode was written by the talented, twisted minds of eleven readers who've fallen in love with The Crazy Rich Davenport Series. Go ahead, open the book, but be warnedyou won't be able to put it down.



Presenting to you our 11 brave readers who wrote a chapter of Bang Bang on the 4th:

Lisa Hahn
Aleksandra Adamska
Rebecca Marie Welch
Margaret Cambridge
Carol Thomas
Heather Haley
Gina Johnson 
Carra Leigh 
Cathy Tremblay
Anniek Soppe-Woltman
Amy Andrzejewski

LanguageEnglish
PublisherShannyn Leah
Release dateJul 2, 2019
ISBN9781393194682
Bang Bang: Season One, Episode Nine: The CRD: Season One, #9
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Shannyn Leah

USA TODAY BESTSELLING AUTHOR, Shannyn Leah welcomes you to her small town of bad boys and smart, sassy heroines. Contemporary romance with the perfect blend of humor, heart and heat.  To be notified when new books, exclusive excerpts and contests are released, join her mailing list here: http://www.shannynleah.com/newsletter-and-secret-access-club.php

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    Bang Bang - Shannyn Leah

    Bang Bang on the Fourth

    Bang Bang: Season One, Episode Nine

    The CRD: Season One, Volume 9

    Shannyn Leah and Kelly Moore

    Published by Shannyn Leah, 2019.

    Bang Bang on the Fourth

    Kelly Moore Shannyn Leah Lisa Hahn Aleksandra Adamska Rebecca Marie Welch Margaret Cambridge Carol Thomas Heather Haley Gina Johnson Carra Leigh Cathy Tremblay Anniek Soppe-Woltman Amy Andrzejewski

    Edited by

    Kerry Genova

    Signed by Shannyn and Kelly

    Copyright © 2019 by Shannyn Leah & Kelly Moore (other names)

    All rights reserved

    No part of this book may be reproduced in any form or transmitted by any electronic or mechanical means including information, storage and retrieval systems, without the permission in writing from the author. The only exception is by a reviewer, who may quote short excerpts in a review.

    This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents either are products of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or locales is entirely coincidental.

    Shannyn Leah & Kelly Moore

    http://www.kellymooreauthor.com/

    www.ShannynLeah.com

    Created with Vellum Created with Vellum

    Contents

    Dedication

    Introduction of book

    Warning to Readers

    Character Profile

    Chapter 1

    Chapter 2

    Chapter 3

    Chapter 4

    Chapter 5

    Chapter 6

    Chapter 7

    Chapter 8

    Chapter 9

    Chapter 10

    Chapter 11

    Chapter 12

    Chapter 13

    Chapter 14

    A Sneak Peek at Dare to Enter

    Chapter 1

    Chapter 2

    About Author Shannyn Leah

    Also by Shannyn Leah

    About Author Kelly Moore

    Also by Kelly Moore

    Dedication

    Shannyn Leah and I had so much fun working with these fabulous women, now published authors! They were brave to take on writing a book for The Crazy Rich Davenports.

    Any of you that have read the series, knows how dysfunctional this family is at any given moment.

    We are so proud of all the ladies. They were terrified in the beginning, but they ended up having so much fun.


    We hope you believe in yourself as much as we believe in you. Be proud and never be afraid to let your light shine.


    Introduction of book

    The Crazy Rich Davenports: Build a Book

    Bang Bang on the Fourth

    Season One: Episode Nine

    Special Edition

    This book was written by our fantastic readers!

    Warning to Readers

    Warning:

    If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book, don’t read this one. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. So, if you are looking for a happy ending you are looking in the wrong spot. Feel free to get drunk while you’re reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing - move on. But, if you have a sense of humor and like a raunchy comedy - you’re in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Rich Crazy Rich Davenport Family.


    Dysfunctional doesn’t even come close to describing the Davenports. Wild, crazy, and out of control comes to mind. Lucy - the mother of six kids likes to drink and have wild and crazy sex with…well, you’ll have to read to see. Yaya- the grandmother is the craziest of them all. She likes to sell little blue pills and is a wig-wearing, crazy, sex addict grandmother who rides a moped and hides her stash in the produce. And, if you think these are crazy characters, wait until you meet the rest of this messed-up family.

    Character Profile

    Welcome to the strangely wild and funny series - The Crazy Rich Davenports

    If you love sexy scenes, a bit of bad behavior, and don’t mind bad language - you are in the right place.


    Dare to Enter the craziness of this wild and dysfunctional family.


    Meet the Davenports - these are the POV’s you will meet in the pilot.


    Yaya and Pops. Parents to Lucy Davenport - the mother of a brood of children. Yaya is not your typical sweet grandmother. She’s rich, but acts like she’s poor and finds creative ways to make money. She loves colored wigs, black nail polish and bright red lipstick. She is one of the funniest characters either one of us has ever written.


    Lucy - the messed up mother of the brood of Davenport’s. She lost her husband a year ago and it’s taken her this long to get her life back on track - at least she tries until she’s dealt another blow.


    Ford - is the oldest of Lucy’s children. He’s in college, very smart, and handsome, but his downfall is his love for Daisy - the nanny, who has many secrets.


    Gemma - She’s the sweet and innocent of all the clan.


    Daisy - is the nanny for the younger Davenport children. She’s a complete mess and has many different layers to her. You will enjoy getting to know her…them.


    Other children you will read about in this book:

    Imogene, Mark Jr.

    Bets, Bryant, Frankie, Twins - Erik and Evan

    Other characters - Slutty Pepper and Tommy the Zombie Hunter and many others.

    Chapter 1

    Lucy

    D AMN IT, CASH, that hurts! My squeal fills the room and echoes loudly.

    Move your hips a little to the right. He’s groaning like he’s working really hard.

    You shift your hips! The size of it is killing me, and it’s tight. It’s too hard!

    It’s supposed to be hard, Luce, or it wouldn’t serve its purpose.

    Serve its purpose? Just shut up and move.

    I’m trying to find the right spot. He makes a growling noise.

    I don’t think there is a right spot. Just start inching your way toward me!

    There, is that better?

    No, you big ox! You’ve got to push harder.

    Good god, Luce. I don’t want to hurt you!

    I’m not some fragile flower, but you not moving is starting to make my muscles throb.

    Okay, okay, give me a minute, he huffs, out of breath.

    Is this too strenuous for you? I roll my eyes.

    It’s not like we do this every day. Be a little more patient with me.

    You’re such a wuss!

    That’s not a very nice thing to call your future husband.

    My future husband who can’t shift his hips, or push harder deserves to be called much worse!

    A bright light fills the basement when the door swings

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