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    Neck 2 Knees
    Neck 2 Knees
    Neck 2 Knees
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    Neck 2 Knees

    By Spider Moon

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    What could be accomplished in the ancient art of storytelling that has not already been done well, several times over? In his latest tweak of pain, Spider Moon cuts right to where the rubber meets the road: “You’re just about perfect from neck to knees, baby!” Strap down and strap on for the ride.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherM.H. Dartos
    Release dateNov 15, 2011
    ISBN9781465937391
    Neck 2 Knees
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    Spider Moon

    Christmas Island is an island of geographic isolation with a history of minimal human disturbance. Author Spider Moon aka Sian Poon has been living there since 2009. During his years on the Island he has faced unavoidable difficulties. His extensive knowledge of the Malay language and the customs of the Asian people have proved invaluable.

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    Neck 2 Knees - Spider Moon

    Neck 2 Knees

    Spider Moon

    This book is work of fiction. Any reference to historical events, real people, or real locales are used fictitiously. Other names, characters, places, and incidents are products of the author's twisted imagination, and any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental.

    Cover design by Phil McCracken

    Copyright © 2011 by Spider Moon

    Published by M.H. Dartos

    at Smashwords

    Smashwords Edition, License Notes

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    I believe it was she who discovered the perfect place to have tea.

    She had a habit of discovering...things

    Now I remember: it

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