The CRD Series: Season One

Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.  Lucy's husband Mark, died a year ago. Her life and her families has been steadily going downhill and things have gotten a little out of control, to say the least. When her daughter plans a birthday party for her half-sister. Lucy decides it's time they all get their act together, but not everyone is on the same page. There will be dildos and strawberries flying in the air, along with firecrackers, curse words, and little blue pills being slipped into drinks - hard-ons for everyone! Lucy's hope for normal in her dysfunctional family will never happen and things only get worse when Mark's snooty parents drop a bombshell that will only spark more insanity from The Crazy Rich Davenport family.

Chaos continues in The Loon, aka Yaya. Her crazy antics land her in jail beside the man she blackmailed. The cops can't wait to set her crazy ass free. When she gets home and finds out Lucy is in even more trouble, her not so natural motherly instinct kicks in and she sets out on a comical mission with Tommy and Pops. Hold on for the ride and learn more dark secrets of the Davenports. Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.

Ford Davenport is in way over his head with his multiple personality girlfriend. To make things worse, he and his family watched a tape left by his deceased father, leaving hints of a life that none of them knew about. Ford's life is about to change, and not for the better. He will do whatever it takes to save his family, even losing himself. Basically…he's F%#CKING SCREWED. Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.

In the pilot for the series, you met the #Davenport clan and all their craziness. Pick up in episode one where the pilot for the book left off. Lucy Davenport is a Hot Mess, no doubt.  She's digging herself in deeper and deeper with the surprise announcement from her in-laws. They are demanding that she marry Cash Davenport, her deceased husbands brother.  Her family will bond together to fight them, but their hilarious dys-FUN-ctional antics will land them in trouble, maybe even in jail. Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family. 

Who killed Sarah? The race is on to find out in order to stop the wedding.  Lucy teams up with Cash in a race for time.  Ford is drug deeper and deeper into the Davenport affairs and it pulls him further from Daisy, who is having a hard time with her alters. Ford finally gets Evan to read the journal to get some clues as to what Mark was really up to. Who is Troy? Good or bad? Is Cash really the bad guy? Daisy is hanging on by a thread when she finds out her sister really isn't in prison. She battles Tommy and Slutty Pepper, but who will win or will they all lose to the one they don't speak of?  

Another day of chaos in the Davenport household. A spa day goes awry and a seance, set up by Gemma to talk to her dad, gets out of hand. They get way more than they bargained for, but may gain the leverage they need to deal with Mark's parents.  Ford continues to try and resist Daisy. Yaya sets Daisy up to keep Tommy at bay, and Tommy ruins Pops plans for a fun sexy evening with Yaya. Just your average dysFUNctional day at the Davenports household. Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.

A rib-splitting finale Davenport style! A party to beat all parties. Yaya starts it all off with her shenanigans at the expense of Daniel and Elizabeth. A portrait of the two of them exposes more than they want their guests to see. In all Lucy's craziness of the day, she somehow leaves Evan behind, and an unknown foe kidnaps her, forcing her to read the ledger and reveal its contents. Sarah shows Bets how to get to Daniel's hidden secrets. Ford's worst nightmares him fighting for his life.. Will he survive, and can he save Daisy? And who the hell is Sawyer? Will Lucy marry Cash or Troy? Find out in this wild ride with The Crazy Rich Davenports! Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.

A halloween party you won't soon forget! The Davenports are throwing a party…no…three parties, only one of which is planned. Lucy tries to fit in with the other parents from the Little's school and plans a party at their mansion.       What could go wrong?  Have you met the Davenports? Slutty Pepper wants to come out and play and have her own party, which is a disaster in the making. Ford talks Gemma into a beach party that goes awry and leads to more trouble. Yaya crashes the party with her friends from the retirement home after she's provided them with little blue pills, costumes, and a trip to the liquor store. Sit back, have a drink or two of your own and enjoy the shenanigans of the Davenports Halloween parties! Warning: If you are looking for a sweet, sensitive book with a happily ever after, this isn't it. It is a totally inappropriate book about a completely dysfunctional family. The F word flies free along with many other curse words. Feel free to get drunk (because the Davenports sure are!) while you're reading it, and prepare to wet yourself laughing. If sex scenes are not your thing, this book might not be your thing. But, if you have a crazy sense of humor and like raunchy comedies - you're in the right place. Join in on the craziness of The Crazy Rich Davenport Family.

The Crazy Rich Davenports Season One, Books 1-3 Dare To Enter It's complicated. What's complicated? My life! Six kids, two stepchildren, a dead husband, a nanny with multiple personalities, and a crazy wig-wearing, drug-selling, sex addict mother is only half the story. Just when I decide to get my act together by putting down the bottle, my daughter decides to throw a party.  This is bad, very bad.    Hot Mess Ever had one of those days? You know the one…where everything seems to be fighting against you. I can't even get off the toilet without it biting me in the ass!  Well, that's my life! Everyone wants a piece of me, and I'm fed up. It's time to fight back and gain control over this dysFUNctional family of mine.   No more drinking. No more sex.  I'm keeping my legs crossed. Jeez, I already sound boring. I can do this! But I swear, if one more secret is exposed, I'm going to be wrangled in the sheets with a hot cowboy again. Our parties never go as planned. I can feel the mayhem brewing. Just when I'm ready to throw in the towel when it comes to men, in walks a hot cowboy that kicks my libido in the nuts! Maybe I'll survive the party… Fat chance of that.   The Loon Who says just because I'm old I have to be a fuddy-duddy? I still like to have my thatched cottage prodded by my silver fox's Action Jackson. My daughter calls me a sex addict. Well, she's a prude. I mean, I am sort of a sex addict, but what I do with my Netherlands is none of her business. Lucy walks around here saying her life is C-O-M-P-L-I-C-A-T-E-D.  Did I spell that right? My eyes aren't what they used to be. Anyway, I try to make her life as easy as possible. She doesn't thoroughly appreciate my wig-wearing, drug-selling ways. Those little blue pills make me a shitload of money. Not to mention, the appreciative smiles I get from men sporting a boner. Now, if I could keep from getting arrested and having to bribe the men in blue with my stash, or the promise of a little funky-funky on the side, my profits would soar.  Then again, I've rather enjoyed the handcuffs I stole from them…   F%#king Screwed Damn! Shit! Bone a duck! I'm so screwed!   Don't Wake the Dead Why is this entire family worried about my cherry? Maybe I like being a virgin. Maybe I haven't decided whose side I'm playing on. Why can't it be both?   Then There Were Four Why can't I be normal? Slutty Pepper and her teenage ways have me hot and bothered all the time...     I Promise to Obey Nothing Troy or Cash? The choice should be easy....   Boos and Booze A halloween party you won't soon forget!... Binge read the entire first season. Nine books in all.