Nearing Ninety: And Other Comedies of Late Life
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In Nearing Ninety, bestselling author Judith Viorst candidly shares the complicated joys and everyday tribulations that await us at the age of ninety, all with a large dose of humor and an understanding that nothing—well, almost nothing—in life should be taken too seriously. While she struggles to make it to midnight on New Year's Eve, while she’s starting to hear more eulogies than symphonies, while she’ll forever be disheartened by what she weighs (and forever unable to stop weighing herself), there is plenty to cherish at ninety: hanging out with the people she loves. Playing a relentless game of Scrabble. And still sleeping tush-to-tush with the same man to whom she’s been married for sixty years.
Accompanied by Laura Gibson’s whimsical illustrations, Nearing Ninety’s amusing and touching reflections make this collection relatable to readers of all ages. With the wisdom and spunk of someone who’s seen it all, Viorst gently reminds us that everybody gets old, and that the best medicine at any age is laughter.
Judith Viorst
Judith Viorst is the author of the beloved Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, which has sold some four million copies; the Lulu books, including Lulu and the Brontosaurus; the New York Times bestseller Necessary Losses; four musicals; and poetry for children and adults. Her most recent books of poetry include What Are You Glad About? What Are You Mad About? and Nearing Ninety. She lives in Washington, DC.
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Contents
Epigraph
Ninety
What Happened
Trading Places
It’s Time
Still Kissing After All These Years
I Should Be Over This By Now
Dealing With It
The New Year’s Eve Party
On Nearing Ninety
In Praise of the Double Bed
Telling My Age
What We Still Argue About
Right Now
Sightings
Man Mowing the Grass
The Graduation Brunch
In the Park
The Crestwood Village Retirement Community
Charlie Beerman
The Babes of the Upper East Side
At the Nursing Home
A Most Viable Widower
At the Japanese Restaurant
At the Playground
Endings
Some of the Things That Are Not on My Bucket List
My Stuff
Lunch With Shirley
My Father, the Age I Am Now
The Remains of the Day
Not Especially Spiritual
Answers
A Warning (or Maybe a Love Song) for My Husband
Attitude
Another Way of Looking at Things
Lasts
My Legacy
About the Author
In memory of Robert Pitofsky, beloved friend
To be interested in the changing seasons is a happier state of mind than to be hopelessly in love with spring.
—George Santayana
Ninety
What Happened
Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?
—MARY OLIVER
So while I was writing thank-you notes for the guest towels, the fondue forks, and the other wedding presents;
And while I was mastering Julia’s coq au vin;
And while I was discovering that I had married a man who didn’t believe in entering checks in a checkbook;
And while we were disagreeing about the cost of