Unexpectedly Eighty: And Other Adaptations
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What does it mean to be eighty? In her wise and playful poems, Judith Viorst discusses love, friendship, grand parenthood, and all the particular marvels—and otherwise—of this extraordinary decade. She describes the wonder of seeing the world with new eyes—not because of revelation but because of a successful cataract operation. She promises not to gently fade away, and not to drive after daylight’s faded away either. She explains how she’s gotten to be a “three-desserts” grandmother (“Just don’t tell your mom!”), shares how memory failure can keep you married, and enumerates her hopes for the afterlife (which she doesn’t believe in, but if it does exist, her sister-in-law better not be there with her).
As Viorst gleefully attests, eighty is not too old to dream, to flirt, to drink, and to dance. It’s also not too late to give up being cheap or to take up with a younger man of seventy-eight. Zesty, hopeful, and full of the pleasures of living, Viorst’s poems speak to her legions of readers, who recognize themselves in her knowing observations, in her touching reflections, and in her joyful affirmations. Funny, moving, inspirational, and true—the newest in Judith Viorst’s beloved “decades” series extols the virtues, victories, frustrations, and joys of life.
Judith Viorst
Judith Viorst is the author of the beloved Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, which has sold some four million copies; the Lulu books, including Lulu and the Brontosaurus; the New York Times bestseller Necessary Losses; four musicals; and poetry for children and young adults. Her most recent books of poetry include What Are You Glad About? What Are You Mad About? and Nearing Ninety.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Ordinarily, poetry is not something I would pursue. This book was a gift but it turned out to be a real gem. Becoming 80 is clearly unexpected but that doesn't mean life dries up. With an outlook like the author's, one might even want to look beyond 80 or even 85.
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Unexpectedly Eighty - Judith Viorst
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And yet again, for Milton
Lingering sunsets, stay a little longer.
—Gordon Jenkins
Contents
Dedication
Epigraph
EIGHTYISH
One Hallmark of Maturity Is Having the Capacity to
Hold Two Opposing Ideas in Your Head at Once
Driving at Night
Been There, Done That
Up Here in Maine
What to Talk About
Ruth June
Seeing Is Disbelieving
Insurance, Eternity, John Quincy Adams, Polar Bears,
Lab Tests, and So Forth
House of Cards
Fifty Years Later
EIGHTIER
How I Know I’m Old
Missing
Revelation?
Delia and Max
Stopping by My Mirror on a Sunny Morning
Among My Grandchildren
Thinking About Great Sex
Washington Dinner Party
Easier
EXCEEDINGLY EIGHTY
Exceedingly Eighty
How to Stay Married
I Don’t Intend to Gently Fade Away
An Afterlife
Here at the Restaurant
It’s Not Too Late to Give Up Being Cheap
Just Because I’m Elderly Doesn’t Mean You Can Talk
to Me in Elderspeak
E-mail Is a Wonderful Way to Stay in Touch with the
Children
After Giving the Matter a Great Deal of Thought
Status Report
EightyishOne Hallmark of Maturity
Is Having the Capacity to Hold Two
Opposing Ideas in Your Head at Once