How Did I Get to Be Forty: And Other Atrocities
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The wise and witty lady of It’s Hard to Be Hip Over Thirty is here to get you through these forty-ish years with poems that reflect our common shared experience. So let her help you take a look at that decade of sagging kneecaps and college reunions and fantasies of love in the afternoon: at Maoist kids, cholesterol counts, adult-education courses and other atrocities—which somehow just don’t hurt so much when you laugh.
A marvelous book filled with insight and warmth, How Did I Get to Be 40 & Other Atrocities is Judith Viorst at her best.
Judith Viorst
Judith Viorst is the author of the beloved Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day, which has sold some four million copies; the Lulu books, including Lulu and the Brontosaurus; the New York Times bestseller Necessary Losses; four musicals; and poetry for children and young adults. Her most recent books of poetry include What Are You Glad About? What Are You Mad About? and Nearing Ninety.
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How Did I Get to Be Forty - Judith Viorst
Contents
40
The Truth
No More Babies
The Good Daughter
There Isn’t a Thing to Worry About
Beauty Is Only Skin Deep
College Reunion
Among Other Thoughts on Our Wedding Anniversary
Mid-Life Crisis
other atrocities
The Whole Truth
Leonard the Liberated Husband
Life Isn’t Fair
Secret Meetings
Some People’s Children
Eating My Heart Out
Open House
Three in the Morning
getting by
Nothing But the Truth
The Sensuous Woman
Adult Education
Self-Improvement Program
Another Wife’s Husband
Twenty Questions
Alone
Facing the Facts
About Judith Viorst
For Joseph H. Smith and Phyllis Hersh
The Truth
The truth is
If I had it all to do over
I still wouldn’t study Swahili,
Learn to fly a plane,
Or take 92 lovers,
Some of them simultaneously.
The truth is
If I lived my life again
I still wouldn’t leap before looking,
I still wouldn’t count my chickens before they were hatched,
And I’d still, just in case I was hit by a car and had to be rushed to the hospital and examined,
Wear clean underwear.
The truth is
If I got a second chance
I still wouldn’t know a forward pass from a backward one,
A self-effacing wine from a presumptuous one,
Or a man who, if I let him pick me up, would be rich, sincere, and of the same religious persuasion
From a man who, if I let him pick me up, would wind up being a homicidal rapist.