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    The Lawn Gnomes Are Communists: and 12 Other Bizarre Short Stories
    The Lawn Gnomes Are Communists: and 12 Other Bizarre Short Stories
    The Lawn Gnomes Are Communists: and 12 Other Bizarre Short Stories
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    The Lawn Gnomes Are Communists: and 12 Other Bizarre Short Stories

    By Xemjas R. L'shole

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    Ranging from parking spaces that take you to other dimensions to squatting frog androids, it's an interesting read of 13 stories for sure.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherXemjas R. L'shole
    Release dateDec 15, 2018
    ISBN9781386754541
    The Lawn Gnomes Are Communists: and 12 Other Bizarre Short Stories
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    Xemjas R. L'shole

    Just a guy who writes what he enjoys, and hopes to entertain the masses with his stories.

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