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In One Ear and out the Other
By Gary Long
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In one ear and out the other is about two brothers (narrated by one) who dont pay any attention to what their parents tell them. From missing the school bus, to not eating their dinner due to a food fight. It is a light, humorous look at parents who continuously repeat themselves, and the kids who make it a daily routine.
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Gary Long
About the author Gary long has done many things in his life, from operating forklifts to cleaning chimneys. But his greatest passions are writing and illustrating. Whether for fun or a deadline, he thoroughly enjoys the challenge. Gary resides in Connecticut with his wife and nine children.
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