Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Excuse Line: 101 Excuses
    Excuse Line: 101 Excuses
    Excuse Line: 101 Excuses
    Ebook109 pages4 minutes

    Excuse Line: 101 Excuses

    By Michael Edwards

    ()

    Read preview

    About this ebook

    This was a labor of love. I would like to thank God for giving me the courage and strength to take a chance in putting this idea in print. And of course I thank my parents Dorothy and Robert Edwards for giving me the freedom to do my thing. And last but not least my brothers and friends. For giving me the fuel of excuses to keep this engine going and going and going.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherXlibris US
    Release dateDec 30, 2013
    ISBN9781493143931
    Excuse Line: 101 Excuses
    Author

    Michael Edwards

    Michael Edwards was born in Brixton and left school at fifteen to become a cabinet maker’s apprentice. He has worked in the City, as a flour factor and cereals importer, a director of a food packing company, and as a legal archivist. He lives in Bournemouth with his wife Ann.

    Read more from Michael Edwards

    Related to Excuse Line

    Related ebooks

    Humor & Satire For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      The Aftermath

      May 26, 2023

      The Aftermath
      8 min read

    • Article

      The Aftermath

      May 26, 2023

      The Aftermath
      8 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Feb 11, 2022

      Fancy yourself a joker? Email original jokes to chuckles@you.co.za or send them to Chuckles, YOU, PO Box 7167, Roggebaai 8012, and we may publish them on this page. Sue’s husband, a scout leader, gets sick. Though she’s never been camping before, she

      4 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Apr 1, 2021

      A census taker in a rural area goes up to a farmhouse and knocks on the door. When a woman answers, he asks her the names and ages of her children. She says, “Let’s see now, there are the twins, Jabu and Jabulani, they’re 17. And the twins, Sonto and

      4 min read

    • Article

      Beauty Talk

      Nov 14, 2019

      Beauty Talk
      2 min read

    • Article

      A New Direction

      Aug 3, 2021

      A New Direction
      2 min read

    • Article

      Dana Algosaibi

      Sep 6, 2021

      Dana Algosaibi
      8 min read

    • Article

      Pancake

      Sep 1, 2022

      Pancake
      3 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Jun 4, 2021

      Hannah: Whatever happened to that couple who met in the revolving door? Peter: I think they’re still going around together. A schoolteacher carefully explains the story of Adam and Eve in the children’s Sunday school class. Afterwards, the children a

      4 min read

    • Article

      Why I Don’t Write

      Mar 7, 2019

      Why I Don’t Write
      6 min read

    • Article

      TOUCH Wood

      Apr 14, 2020

      TOUCH Wood
      4 min read

    • Article

      A taste of LA DOLCE VITA

      Mar 5, 2020

      I was surprised when my mum agreed to go on a wine-tasting tour, given that the last time she saw me order a double G&T, she was compelled to remind me of the perils of binge drinking. ‘When in Rome,’ she says, sloshing back a Bardolino. We are actua

      4 min read

    • Article

      Wild Days

      Jul 27, 2020

      Wild Days
      7 min read

    • Article

      Hit The G-spot!

      Aug 10, 2023

      Hit The G-spot!
      6 min read

    • Article

      Let Me Do It

      Jun 1, 2023

      Let Me Do It
      6 min read

    • Article

      womankind’s Compassion Challenge

      Jan 22, 2018

      Day one: Over lunch I found myself in the company of a young woman heading back to the US for Christmas. “I’m insisting to my family that we go somewhere cold,” she told me, “because a sunny Christmas is just wrong.” She said this with the usual grav

      21 min read

    • Article

      Final Answer

      Oct 1, 2020

      As the familiar theme tune played on the telly, I settled on the sofa with a cup of tea. ‘Shall we see how clever we are then?’ I said to my mum Sue, 54. ‘You know I’m smarter than you,’ she joked. It was May last year, and Mum and I were sat watchin

      5 min read

    • Article

      The Problem with My Dachshund

      Dec 11, 2019

      The Problem with My Dachshund
      10 min read

    • Article

      Help Wanted

      Mar 25, 2023

      Help Wanted
      6 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Aug 25, 2023

      A woman tried to order an exotic snake online, but was surprised to find that when the package arrived it contained only feathered scarves. Looks like the boa cons tricked her. ■ Why aren’t fish allowed online? They always get hooked on the inter net

      3 min read

    • Article

      WOMANKIND’S Photo Challenge

      Jul 27, 2020

      Day one: I go to work in the office. Who would’ve thought a sentence like that would be so meaningful. I am no longer working from home every day. I am no longer working, studying, parenting, schooling, worrying, and having meetings from home every d

      17 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Mar 4, 2022

      A man sees a friend at a table in a bar, drinking by himself. He goes up to him and says, “You look terrible. What happened?” “My mother died in June and left me R10 000,” he says. “Oh no, that’s tough,” the man replies. “Then in July,” the friend co

      4 min read

    • Article

      Diary of My Leg Hair

      Dec 8, 2022

      Diary of My Leg Hair
      21 min read

    Related categories

    Reviews for Excuse Line

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words

      Book preview

      Excuse Line - Michael Edwards

      Enjoying the preview?
      Page 1 of 1