Silly Alien Time Travel Stories for Really Big Kids

By Denis Hayes

Do other superior beings really exist outside of Earth? Of course they do and in this book they are very active all over the Universe but not always in a serious way.

The Sramsians, Sunevians and Otulpians are from three identical planets in the same orbit around the same sun in a very old galaxy on the far side of the universe that has no sides. They come from a Galaxy so old that its name has been forgotten and so is just called The Oldest Galaxy.

The Creator has made them the Caretakers, Custodians and the Commissioners of the Universe as the Creator is very busy creating.
This third book in the series centres around the Human hero who saved the Universe and his attempts to get back to where and who he was when he originally left Earth. He finds that two or three years in Space Time is ten thousand years in Earth Time so he sneaks a peak into the future and meets future human beings. He gets a lot of shocks and surprises, not all good, before the Aliens find a way to return him to his origins.

He discovers that the future Humans have read his books that he hasnt written yet so that is the reason why the author is writing the books now so that future Humans can read about themselves from the past!!??

• Language: English
• Publisher: Partridge Publishing Singapore
• Release date: Sep 26, 2013
• ISBN: 9781482892741

Denis Hayes

The English author has worked on many projects in many countries of the world, living an adventurous and sometimes dangerous life. He has entertained and has been entertained by royalty, premiers, ministers, and VIPs. After writing books for children, he wishes to introduce adults to their same old world but viewed from a different perspective. He has been married four times and has eight children yet vigorously defends the sanctity of marriage and deplores the increase in the world’s population. He uses his books to turn the world upside down and inside out because he believes that is the only way to make sense of everything. He lives with his lovely Asian wife and three boys in Malaysia. He personally draws and colours all the characters by hand.

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Copyright © 2014 Denis Hayes. All rights reserved.

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978-1-4828-9604-6 (sc)

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Contents

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter One

The year was 12,012 NE, NE standing for New Era and I was excited. I was going home. My application to go back to the planet called Earth had been approved by the President of the Universe.

That was the good news. The bad news was that it would take some time.

The time delay was due to the fact that I wished to be returned to the same place, at the same time in the same form as when I was kidnapped by Inter-Galactic Aliens so many years before.

It could be done but they went to great lengths to explain how difficult it would be. It could not be arranged at precisely the same time as then I would not have been able to save the Universe and settle Inter-Galactic rebellions. I would have to arrive ten seconds later. Well time in space and time on Earth are very different things.

I had lived, worked and fought alongside Aliens for a number of space years, only to find at the end of the wars that ten thousand years had passed on Earth.

I was always reluctant to think critically about things like that as in my Universal environment thoughts could be transmitted.

Whoops, sure enough, I had let my thoughts slip out uncontrolled and the Alien Professor near to me laughed and teased me on the ignorance of Humans about the subject of time.

Are you thinking about that again? he smirked,

Of course Universal and Galactic time are different to Earth time. One year on Earth is not the same as one year in Space. After you discovered that the sun rises every 24 hours, you chose to call it a Day". Then you found out that the Earth goes right around the Sun every 365 Days.

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Except it doesn’t! It is 365 plus a bit here and there and you have to keep adjusting it. Even a Day is not exactly 24 hours.

This you Humans call Solar Time. So imprecise and yet you presume to measure so much by it. Far too much actually.

The Earth doesn’t make an orbit just for the convenience of Humans. Humans seem to need to be precise but the natural order of the Universe doesn’t. It just is but it isn’t. It just does what it does, that’s all.

However in the Universe the time taken by your unimportant little planet to circle its own unimportant little Sun is of no consequence whatsoever."

Well so what? I exclaimed defensively, "we progressed. In a more primitive era we had lunar time. That was all the rage for a while but it actually didn’t bring the Earth back to the same place at the right time at all. This was because the moon had its own timetable, different of course to the Sun and to the seasons