Become a Modern Artist: The Greatest and Easiest Job on Earth
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Become a Modern Artist is a stunning collection of humorous and satirical steps on how to become a famous modern artist by drawing and painting ridiculous irrational stuff that no one can understand. Choose a career so unique that it prescribes no educational qualifications, age limitations, tough training, work timings, or mental and physical qualifications for any candidate. Secondly, no other profession gives you the freedom, liberty, elasticity, autonomy, uniqueness, excitement, adventure, and variety that this unbelievable job offers. Thirdly, your paycheck can exceed millions of dollars. Forget the dull jobs that require you to slog 24x7 with eternal headaches like bad bosses, bad colleagues, office politics, recession, downsizing, outsourcing, etc. Sounds interesting?
Everything you wanted to know about how to become an extremely creative person but was not sure whom to ask is available right here in this amazing guide. It contains the most comprehensive specifications for every aspiring artist and this is the only book that you need. There is no need to get a formal degree, read expensive books, or attend long stressful training on how to draw and paint correctly. So, let us get started.
Thejendra Sreenivas
Thejendra Sreenivas is a Technology manager with nearly 28+ years of experience in the IT industry handling a variety of technical roles & projects. He is also an Author and Life Skills coach. He offers personalized coaching in Self-Publishing, Financial Literacy, IT Asset Management, and various Self-Improvement concepts. He has also written 20+ mild & wild books on a number of subjects. His inspiration for writing unique books comes from Toni Morrison who said, “If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it.”Please visit his web cave - www.thejendra.com for details of his books, articles and coaching information.
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Acknowledgments
My first thanks go to Toni Morrison, a famous American author, and recipient of countless awards including the Nobel and Pulitzer prizes, who first planted the incredible seeds of writing a book in my head. Even though I have never met her it was her amazing quote, "If there is a book that you want to read, but it hasn’t been written yet, then you must write it," that inspired and motivated me to write articles and books nearly two decades ago.
My second thanks go to my family members, friends, neighbors, and relatives for helping me accomplish this literary feat by completely forgetting or ignoring me on countless weekends while I was pounding on my keyboard with wild ideas setting my head on fire.
My third thanks go to the various bits and pieces of enlightenment gained from dealing with countless people over the years, opening all the mental taps, personal and witnessed experiences, pleasant and nasty encounters, rational and irrational thoughts in solitude, wake-up calls, famous quotes, and most importantly those bizarre ideas being mysteriously pumped into my brain by a naughty higher power. So, a lot of earthly and cosmic folks have directly or indirectly contributed to the flow of thoughts presented in this and all my other books.
Thejendra Sreenivas
Book Publishing Coach
www.thejendra.com
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Good day. My name is Thejendra Sreenivas. I was a Technology Manager in the IT industry for nearly 30 years. Before entering the IT industry, I was also an electronics lecturer for a short duration.
I have written and self-published 35+ books on various subjects. All my books are available in both Paperback and eBook on all global book retailers. I am also the Editor and Publisher of a font-optimized digital magazine called Self Improvement International which contains articles on personal development, workplace issues, humor, writing, and publishing.
I am now a Book Publishing Coach and offer services like Assisted Self-Publishing, Manuscript Formatting, Facebook Ads, Ghostwriting, One Page Websites, Article Writing, and Podcast Creation. In addition, I also offer Personal Development Coaching.
Please visit my web cave - www.thejendra.com or www.author-world.com for details of my books, magazine, and coaching information.
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‘Ladies and Gentlemen! Are you interested in the world’s greatest and easiest job? Do you want a profession that’s too good to be true? A career so unique that it prescribes no educational qualifications, age limitations, tough training, work timings, or mental and physical qualifications for the candidate. Secondly, no other profession on this planet has the freedom, flexibility, liberty, elasticity, autonomy, uniqueness, independence, excitement, thrill, adventure, ecstasy, and variety that this unbelievable job offers. Thirdly, there are no interviews