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    The Customer Is Always Wrong: Funny Stories and Tales of Horror from My Life in the Food Service Industry
    The Customer Is Always Wrong: Funny Stories and Tales of Horror from My Life in the Food Service Industry
    The Customer Is Always Wrong: Funny Stories and Tales of Horror from My Life in the Food Service Industry
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    The Customer Is Always Wrong: Funny Stories and Tales of Horror from My Life in the Food Service Industry

    By Adam Ballarino

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    This book is proof that most people dont know how to act in public. If you have ever worked in the food service industry you will identify with most or all of these stories . If you have not worked in the food service industry then you might realize that the moron I am writing about is actually you . These are all real stories and they will sound familiar to both groups of people.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherAuthorHouse
    Release dateNov 5, 2012
    ISBN9781477277621
    The Customer Is Always Wrong: Funny Stories and Tales of Horror from My Life in the Food Service Industry
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    Adam Ballarino

    This is Adam Ballarino’s first book. It is based on the ten years he worked in the food service industry. The ten years he refers to as “The most miserable of my life.” Adam lives with his wife Shelley and their dog Fast Eddie in the same small town he grew up in. He is currently a supervisor for a third party logistics company.

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