Rating: 0 out of 5 stars
0 ratings
Ebook33 pages6 minutes
The Book of Beach Etiquette
Rating: 0 out of 5 stars
()
About this ebook
For all those people who have or will visit the beautiful New Jersey beaches. I hope you find this
book enjoyable and have some true belly laughs.
book enjoyable and have some true belly laughs.
Related to The Book of Beach Etiquette
Related ebooks
Best Whale Watching Go Canoeing! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Golden Tablet of Fishing Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsJonesin' for Beyond the Breakers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsNever Ditch a Fat Farting Deckhand: Strategic Thinking for the Boardroom, Bedroom and Boat Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsF*ck Whales: Also Families, Poetry, Folksy Wisdom and You Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Water Safety with Swimmy: 10 Water Safety Rules Everyone Should Follow Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsMysteries of the Water: Fly-Fishing for Panfish and Trout Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Scuba Snobs' Guide to Diving Etiquette: ------- Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSwim Wild and Free: A Practical Guide to Swimming Outdoors 365 Days a Year Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBryony the Blue-Footed Booby: Animal Adventures Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsGo Paddleboarding! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings1001 Outdoor Swimming Tips: Environmental, safety, training and gear advice for cold-water, open-water and wild swimmers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSuper Swimmer! Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Essentials of Surfing Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLife's Ocean Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsTales from the Seaside Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsSailor's Start-Up: A Beginner's Guide to Sailing Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/525 Fun Things to Do Outside Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsRays and Skates: Pancakes of the Sea: Educational Version Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Slip Slop Slap Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsDon't Pet the Sharks: Advice, Observations & Snark from the Big Island, Hawaii Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsHow to Keep Your Family Safe in the Surf Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsLearn to surf for begginers Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBass Fishing with Paw Paw: The Keys to Catching Large Mouth Bass Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsPandora: Melting the Ice - One Dive at a Time: The Sacral Series, #3 Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Funny Life of Sharks Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsThe Guide To Survival: Using Sea, Desert, Stars Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratingsBeginner’s Guide to Boating: A How to Guide Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5Water Safety Rating: 0 out of 5 stars0 ratings
Humor & Satire For You
Love and Other Words Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Screwtape Letters Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5A Man Called Ove: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5101 Fun Personality Quizzes: Who Are You . . . Really?! Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5I Can't Make This Up: Life Lessons Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Go the F**k to Sleep Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Best F*cking Activity Book Ever: Irreverent (and Slightly Vulgar) Activities for Adults Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Anxious People: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Maybe You Should Talk to Someone: the heartfelt, funny memoir by a New York Times bestselling therapist Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Don't Panic: Douglas Adams & The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Will Judge You by Your Bookshelf Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Plato and a Platypus Walk Into a Bar...: Understanding Philosophy Through Jokes Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Big Swiss: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Killing the Guys Who Killed the Guy Who Killed Lincoln: A Nutty Story About Edwin Booth and Boston Corbett Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5Tidy the F*ck Up: The American Art of Organizing Your Sh*t Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Subtle Art of Not Giving a F*ck: A Counterintuitive Approach to Living a Good Life Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Mindful As F*ck: 100 Simple Exercises to Let That Sh*t Go! Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Soulmate Equation Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Farrell Covington and the Limits of Style: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Swamp Story: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Solutions and Other Problems Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The Radleys: A Novel Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Yes Please Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5In a Holidaze Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5And Every Morning the Way Home Gets Longer and Longer: A Novella Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Everything I Know About Love: A Memoir Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5Dating You / Hating You Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Related podcast episodes
Here's why you should child proof your pool 0% found this document usefulBeyond the Bobber, with Ben Sittig: How to improve your nymph fishing 0% found this document useful10. Where do babies come from? How deep is the river Thames? Why do ladybirds have spots? With Marina Fogle 0% found this document usefulEpisode 2 – How Sailing Boats Move and Stop 0% found this document usefulEpisode 07: Léa Brassy: Learn how living solo takes a village with Léa Brassy. 0% found this document usefulKiddie Cut Bonus: Ana Silverio - Tropic-Ana 0% found this document usefulParticularly poisonous pufferish ? and how we can keep our oceans clean! 0% found this document useful
Related articles
Billy “Mystic” Wilmot, 57 SurferArticle
Billy “Mystic” Wilmot, 57
Sep 28, 2018
3 min readShamier Magmoet Seas The Bigger Picture GetawayArticle
Shamier Magmoet Seas The Bigger Picture
Jan 14, 2022
5 min readBilly “Mystic” Wilmot, 57 SurferArticle
Billy “Mystic” Wilmot, 57
Aug 14, 2017
3 min readCarry On Camping Chat SpecialsArticle
Carry On Camping
Jul 13, 2023
2 min readWET & WILD ON THE MILFORD Great WalksArticle
WET & WILD ON THE MILFORD
May 21, 2019
6 min readMaking Memories Trade-A-BoatArticle
Making Memories
Apr 6, 2022
8 min readThe solitude Connection White HorsesArticle
The solitude Connection
Jul 1, 2021
6 min readThe Tough Get Soft Surfing LifeArticle
The Tough Get Soft
Aug 8, 2018
5 min readColin Colin Carroll’s Loveletters to Kiteboarding The Kite MagArticle
Colin Colin Carroll’s Loveletters to Kiteboarding
Oct 14, 2021
4 min readJames Jenkins Foiling MagazineArticle
James Jenkins
May 21, 2020
3 min readWater babies Woman NZArticle
Water babies
Dec 21, 2020
The beauty of living on this stunning collection of islands known as Aotearoa is that we are surrounded by spectacular beaches and oceans. Sandly many of us never learn to swim and would not be able to get out of trouble if we were to find ourselves,
4 min readOFF THE Leash THE BEN TROVATO COLUMN ZigzagArticle
OFF THE Leash THE BEN TROVATO COLUMN
Aug 5, 2019
Travel is in every surfer’s blood. In quite a few cases, there is also alcohol and tetrahydrocannibanol in their blood. But that’s one of the consequences of hitting the road. Local customs in far-off lands often require the visiting surfer to partak
4 min readWhat If? RECOIL OFFGRIDArticle
What If?
Apr 18, 2023
17 min readOFF THE leash THE BEN TROVATO COLUMN ZigzagArticle
OFF THE leash THE BEN TROVATO COLUMN
Jun 24, 2019
3 min readCAMPING Tips DO IT BETTER Camper Trailer AustraliaArticle
CAMPING Tips DO IT BETTER
Nov 21, 2019
6 min readHere’s To HAPPIER Beach Days! Your PregnancyArticle
Here’s To HAPPIER Beach Days!
Nov 19, 2021
Q I thought children loved the beach, but when we took our son – he is nearly 1 – he truly didn’t have a good time. He screamed when we put him on the sand, didn’t enjoy having his feet put in the water, and by the time we left I could see that he’d
4 min readRated R for Nudity Cottage LifeArticle
Rated R for Nudity
Sep 12, 2019
4 min readOno! Hawaii Fishing NewsArticle
Ono!
Dec 1, 2021
3 min readCrossing Over Being A Waterman Grant ‘Twiggy’ Baker Kiteworld MagazineArticle
Crossing Over Being A Waterman Grant ‘Twiggy’ Baker
Sep 24, 2019
5 min readGeezers Do It Better Deer & Deer HuntingArticle
Geezers Do It Better
Apr 17, 2020
10 min readSenseless ZigzagArticle
Senseless
Jun 24, 2019
2 min readChild’s Play? Yachts & Yachting magazineArticle
Child’s Play?
Aug 25, 2023
6 min readChild’s Play? Sailing TodayArticle
Child’s Play?
Aug 25, 2023
6 min readThe First Trip Sea AnglerArticle
The First Trip
Mar 31, 2023
3 min readEnjoy Fly Fishing - Especially in Hawaii Hawaii Fishing NewsArticle
Enjoy Fly Fishing - Especially in Hawaii
Feb 1, 2020
3 min readWhat to Bring on an Island Getaway MaximArticle
What to Bring on an Island Getaway
Feb 24, 2017
I’m sure it’s no surprise that when the beach is my destination, I always travel with more than one bathing suit (one of my passions is designing them), but there are other things that are just as important. In fact, some of the best things to bring
3 min readMichy Morris goArticle
Michy Morris
Jul 22, 2019
2 min readHiding In Plain Sight BirdWatchingArticle
Hiding In Plain Sight
Aug 7, 2021
6 min readMyth Information Adirondack LifeArticle
Myth Information
May 12, 2022
4 min readTips For Hard Fished Water Fishing WorldArticle
Tips For Hard Fished Water
Aug 3, 2021
3 min read
Related categories
Reviews for The Book of Beach Etiquette
Rating: 0 out of 5 stars
0 ratings
0 ratings0 reviews
Book preview
The Book of Beach Etiquette - Michele Campanella
© 2009 Michele Campanella. All rights reserved.
No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.
Illustrated by Michael Pensatore
First published by AuthorHouse 3/12/2009
ISBN: 978-1-4389-3660-4 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-4918-0260-1 (ebook)
US%26UK%20Logo%20Color_new.aiContents
Chapter 1: Spraying or Throwing of Sand
Chapter 2 Personal Space
Chapter 3 Scary Things
Chapter 4 Disgusting Things
Chapter 5 Miscellaneous Items
This book is dedicated to my mother and father who gave us the opportunity of spending our summers down the shore. To my sisters, Sharon, Debbie, Nancy, Susan, and Jody; my sister-in-law, Gayle; and my
Enjoying the preview?
Page 1 of 1